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MixTapeEl33tist

32 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I go to more concerts than I probably should announce, but I really like them and I really like discovering new music, so you can usually find me at various venues around the city. Often. Music is actually a huge deal and no I won't judge you based on what you listen to, but evenings centered around it would be a major bonus. Especially if you like to go to shows, then you should definitely just say hi.

I really like baseball, and I can probably have a conversation with you about more than just uniform colors or how attractive the players are. But, have you seen hockey players? They are seriously hot. If you are a hockey player, I will marry you immediately.

I'm also in love with gadgets. I have a set up that will immediately make you wonder what my neighbors think of me. And I'll probably try and convert you to the products that I love, so you should be prepared for that.

I know, you're probably thinking "man this girl is a total goofball!" but I can handle serious discussions too! Like politics, current events and why I think it was a stupid idea for Chris Evans to play both the Human Torch AND Captain America. I used to be on the radio so these are important topics I must be well versed in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the Internet. I sit next to a bunch of cats and we laugh at pictures all day. I also make money from my job - which fund my gadget-sprees and sneaker collections. Oh did I forget to mention I'm a sneaker-holic? Good thing I work in an environment that lets me wear them, right? I also spend waaaayyy too much time on r/funny. And r/RoomPorn dreaming up ways I'm going to catch me a husband and drain his bank account on a waterfall in my kitchen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pegging the new bands well before they blow up and catching them live at $10 shows, I'm all of my friends' tech support and playing pop songs on the guitar. Oh and I'm really good at making you laugh and being sooooper sarcastic, but those aren't one in the same.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sneakers and my watches and how they always match my outfits, perfectly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I feel like I have to list things here to give you some topics to email me about so we can move away from "Hey, what's up?"

Books: I read a lot but don't have favorite authors. Harry Potter, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Chuck Klosterman's stuff, David Sedaris' stuff, Michael Chricton's stuff, y'know, good books. I have a Kindle so deal with it.

TV: Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The League, Game of Thrones, The Blacklist, Downton Abbey, Judge Judy, 60 Minutes, CBS Sunday Morning, The News, Fringe, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Person of Interest, The Americans. DVR.

Music: If they're British or Australian, I already love them. I buy tickets to shows, then find friends to drag and I'm extremely pretentious about it. This is honestly the least sarcastic sentence on this whole page.

Food: I don't date vegetarians. Sorry, you make eating not fun.

Movies: If you've never seen Star Wars then this isn't going to work.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Reading
Deals
Steaks
Alan Rickman
Snozberries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bacon
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, out with friends, playing Xbox
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I passionately hate Kings of Leon
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read reddit. Seriously. You really should just say screw the fact that I may not play the same video games as you, or watch the same TV shows - if you read reddit, we're golden.
You're up for more than FWB; I already beat that game.
You can walk up to an elevator and not press the button if it's already lit
You can think of something to say other than "hey"
You can think of something else to say other than "hey cutie, are you on birth control?" (I can't make this stuff up)
Also "if you don't have skype, then you're not serious enough for me."
You are tired of the bands you're listening to and want to learn some new ones.
You think you can set up a date in under 10 emails