Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I go to more concerts than I probably should announce, but I really
like them and I really like discovering new music, so you can
usually find me at various venues around the city. Often. Music is
actually a huge deal and no I won't judge you based on what you
listen to, but evenings centered around it would be a major bonus!
Especially if you like to go to shows, then you should definitely
just say hi!
I really like sports, and I can probably have a conversation with
you about more than just uniform colors or how attractive the
players are. But, have you seen hockey players? They are seriously
hot. If you are a hockey player, I will marry you
I'm also in love with gadgets. I have a set up that will
immediately make you wonder what my neighbors think of me. And I'll
probably try and convert you to the products that I love, so you
should be prepared for that.
I can handle serious discussions too! Like politics, current events
and why I think it was a stupid idea for Chris Evans to play both
the Human Torch AND Captain America. I used to be on the radio so
these are important topics I must be well versed in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the Internet. I sit next to a bunch of cats and we laugh
at pictures all day. I also make money from my job - which fund my
gadget-sprees and sneaker collections. Oh did I forget to mention
I'm a sneaker-holic? Good thing I work in an environment that lets
me wear them, right? I also spend waaaayyy too much time on
r/funny. And r/RoomPorn dreaming up ways I'm going to catch me a
husband and drain his bank account on a waterfall in my kitchen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pegging the new bands well before they blow up and catching them
live at $10 shows, I'm all of my friends' tech support and playing
pop songs on the guitar (poorly). Oh and I'm really good at making
you laugh and being sooooper sarcastic, but those aren't one in the
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sneakers and my watches and how they always match my outfits,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I feel like I have to list things here to give you some topics to
email me about so we can move away from "Hey, what's up?"
Books: I read a lot but don't have favorite authors. Harry Potter,
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Chuck Klosterman's stuff, David
Sedaris' stuff, Michael Chricton's stuff, y'know, good books. I
have a Kindle so deal with it.
TV: Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The League, Game of Thrones,
The Blacklist, Downton Abbey, Judge Judy, 60 Minutes, CBS Sunday
Morning, The News, Fringe, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Person of
Interest, The Americans. DVR.
Music: If they're British or Australian, I already love them. I buy
tickets to shows, then find friends to drag and I'm extremely
pretentious about it. This is honestly the least sarcastic sentence
on this whole page.
Food: I don't date vegetarians. Sorry, you make eating not
Movies: If you've never seen Star Wars then this isn't going to
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bacon. Where I can go have a really good steak? Do I really need
another pair of sneakers? Who will go have oysters with me right
now? I probably should do my laundry. Do I have time to play some
video games? If I go to sleep now, how many hours of sleep can I
get tonight? Beer or whiskey tonight?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, out with friends, playing Xbox
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I passionately hate Kings of Leon
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read reddit. Seriously. You really should just say screw the
fact that I may not play the same video games as you, or watch the
same TV shows - if you read reddit, we're golden.
You're up for more than FWB; I already beat that game.
You can walk up to an elevator and not press the button if it's
You can think of something to say other than "hey"
You can think of something else to say other than "hey cutie, are
you on birth control?" (I can't make this stuff up)
Also "if you don't have skype, then you're not serious enough for
me." (I don't have skype and no we're not skyping)
You are tired of the bands you're listening to and want to learn
some new ones.
You think you can set up a date in under 10 emails
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.