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MizzzMonster

34 Seattle, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Icelandic (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a lone wolf.

Trying to find magic in a sea of convenience. Wanting something more than this.

i really appreciate: alphabetical & chronological order, line quality, freshly paved highway, storytelling scars, the scent of lavender, lists, and pink cheeks. i am unreligous, but enjoy sitting in a beautiful church listening to the monks choir. i am generally easy to please. Its the little things: chocolate, vulnerability, piercing eyes, gummy bears. i always turn down page corners in books to remind myself that something lovely was on that page.

things that keep me alive:
1)honesty
2)words
3)people-watching
4)homecooked meals.

i am constantly filled with awe by overlooked things... a shrug, a smile, warm socks.

i used to make plush weird monster things. Not so much anymore. Unless someone begs me then I will make one special for them.

HelloAgainMonsters (www.helloagainmonsters.etsy.com) is where you can purchase one. If there are even any there. I don't even know anymore cuz i never check that shit.

I am left-handed.

I like David Choe, Alex Pardee, Kaws, and Buff Monster. I read Juxtapoz, Hi Fructose and Lucky Peach.

Momofuku cookies. And ramen (the real kind). Two of my favorite things. Which in turns gives me the biggest girl boner for David Chang.

I live in tank tops, jeans, and hoodies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking like a fucking gangsta.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been on a Murakami kick for years. I wish I had more time to read. Maybe that will be my number one new years resolution: READ MORE BOOKS.

Twin Peaks. X-Files. Her. Mood Indigo.

All the cliche stuff that everyone loves.

Kind of psychotic about music. The radio is fucking lame. KEXP kills it (sometimes). Tycho, Bonobo, Shigeto, Clams Casino, Nicholas Jarr, Slow Magic, Vector Lovers, Blackbird Blackbird, Big Spiders Back, Glass Vaults, Holy Other, Hammock, Tim Hecker, Eluvium, OOAH, Jose Gonzalez, How To Dress Well, Fuck Buttons, Blue Hawaii, Shabazz Palaces...

The sound of the piano... = <3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat & dog, they're a unit.
Ramen (the real kind).
My rice cooker.
My phone.
My car.
Cake.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself; if you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not betray your own soul; if you can be faithless and therefore trustworthy. I want to know if you can see beauty even when it’s not pretty, every day, and if you can source your own life from its presence. I want to know if you can live with failure, yours and mine, and still stand on the edge of the lake and shout to the silver of the full moon, “Yes!” It doesn’t interest me to know where you live or how much money you have. I want to know if you can get up, after the night of grief and despair, weary and bruised to the bone, and do what needs to be done to feed the children. It doesn’t interest me who you know or how you came to be here. I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink back. It doesn’t interest me where or what or with whom you have studied. I want to know what sustains you, from the inside, when all else falls away. I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments." -Oriah Mountain Dreamer
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Baking pie.

Constructing blanket forts and tree houses in my mind.

Drinking vodka (lots of moscow mules if you wanna get specific).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“Just to be clear
I don’t want to get out
without a broken heart.
I intend to leave this life
so shattered
there’s gonna have to be
a thousand separate heavens
for all of my flying parts.”
— Andrea Gibson.

I'm a conflicted contradiction.

Great sex should really be on my six things list above.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of this chaotic universe.

...you smell nice.

...you're a morning person.

...you live inside Seattle city limits, no one has time for that commuting bullshit.

...you're not obsessed with rock climbing and/or zombies.

...you don't have a big burly mountain man beard, no one wants to kiss you with that itchy mess.

...you wear pants that fit properly. And you have nice fingernails.

I tend to gravitate towards serious aggression. People who take what they want instead of just waiting around for it to happen.

...your confidence is abundant and you don't need someone to tell you that you're funny or cute or amazing because you know you are.

Just be real. There's too much fake bullshit in this world.

THE END.