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MizzShellz

28 Los Angeles, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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***I ONLY COME ON THIS SITE ONCE A WEEK AND USUALLY ONLY FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES. I MAY NOT REPLY FOR A WHILE AND I AM REALLY SORRY***

RANDOM.FACTS

❥ I hate Hello Kitty.

❥ I love pink. My room is covered in it. When people come over they say it looks like a unicorn diarrhea everywhere. I'm proud.

❥ I get really embarrassed when Asians fly in movies.

❥ I love meat. If the world run out of animals, I will eat people. Run.

❥ "When in doubt, diss salad" -Leslie Knope

❥ There is a high chance I will end up as a crazy bunny lady.

❥ My heroes are Chun Li, Sailor Venus, Sawa, Xena and Betty White.

❥ I fear the dark, zombies, balloon pops and big areolas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have my own online store. It's quite embarrassing sometimes when everyone's going around talking about their jobs, all my friends are like:

"I'm a teacher!"
"I'm an engineer!"
"I'm a librarian!"
"I'm a game tester!"

And I say: "I make accessories from my bedroom in my pajamas!"
It sounds like a made up job to keep the mentally deficient busy.
Hey, it paid for college and still paying the bills now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Carrying my weight well? I am not being modest when I say I'm overweight. I really am. People tell me: "Oh you carry your weight well". I know they meant it as a compliment, but that's like me saying to someone: "Balding suits you"

And according to OKCUPID... Being really "friendly to strangers" and being a terrible person!
More Sloppy, More Arrogant, Less Trusting, Less Kind, Worse Mannered, Less Compassionate... WOW :(
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have really long hair. People like to tell me: "Wow, you have really long hair" because they think I probably am not aware of this. I use to reply with "Thank you", but I realized it is not a compliment so now I just say, "Yup".
Maybe from now on I should do my best "The Grudge" impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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[Food] Bacon, Lunchables, sweet corn, bloody steaks, fried chicken, watermelon, lamb chops, chocolate ice cream, tart yogurt, cheesecake, bacon, and dead babies.

[Movies] Forrest Gump, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Gone With The Wind, Kung Fu Hustle, Kite, The Lover, House Of Flying Daggers, Basic Instinct, Cheeky!, The Last Unicorn, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Now And Then, Hook, Not Another Teen Movie, Dirty Love, Space Jam, Dangerous Beauty, Phantom Of The Opera, The Rebound, Shinobi, Shaolin Soccer

[TV Shows] The Office, The Simpsons, Meteor Garden, Samurai Champloo, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Huan Zhu Ge Ge, 1,000 Ways To Die, The Golden Girls, Spongebob Square Pants, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Sherlock

[Books] Sonchai Jitpleecheep Series, The Anita Blake Series, The Merry Gentry Series, Can You Keep A Secret, Princess Nevermore, The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, The Vampire Diaries, Flowers in the Attic, Princess Sultana's Trilogy, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Captain Underpants.

[Music] Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson and Too Short.

[Games] Age of Empires, L4D2, Counter-Strike, Black Opps 2 Zombies, Kingdom Hearts, Dynasty Warriors, Rock Band
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My hair. I just really like my hair. My mother does not, she says it reminds her of this story she read about some woman lost in the mountains for 20 years.

2. Things with the Playboy logo on them. I am obsessed with Playboy. One day I shall work for them as an airbrusher, but I will settle as a toilet scrubber.

3. Ice cream. It cures everything.

4. Violent video games. They are the reason why I haven't killed anyone in real life. Seriously the next time you get really angry, go home and get 1,000 kills on "Dynasty Warriors", unite China and everything will be back to HAPPY MODE.
When I pass 20 rounds on "zombie mode" on Black Ops, I walk around feeling like a god. Please suppress your urge to slap me when I am in god mode.

5.

6.

I'll think of the rest later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a better Asian. I should learn kung fu and how to fly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with my friends, they give me reasons to put on pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have a penis.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not going to ask me any of these:

"How are you doing today?"
I am doing very well today. If anything exciting happens, I will tell the world.

"How's it going?"
It's going well.

"What are you up to this weekend?"
Same thing I do every weekend Pinky. Try to take over the world! Alright to be honest, my main agenda every weekend is to have a reason to put on pants.

"So how was your weekend/Holiday/summer going so far?"
I am not dead so it is going well.

"Yo here's my number __________ lets exchange pictures"
No.

"Hey. We have a lot in common. Message me back if you want to get to know me more"
I don't really know what to say to messages like that. Should I channel my inner Oliver Twist and reply back with, "Oh please sir may I know more??"

Hi
Hi.

"How's your day going"
Good.

"I like your profile/pictures"
Thanks.