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25 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:05pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have an ironic unhealthy obsession with food and the gym and New York's extensive cuisine selection is not helping this plight

I am a ridiculous foodie but not in the traditional sense. As opposed to going out I constantly baking and cooking crazy tasty creations. I do enjoy a great restaurant from time to time, so if you have any recommendations let me know. :)

I justify these obsessions by working to complete a Masters at Columbia in Physiology and Nutrition which allows me to nerd out 24/7

I've recently begun meditating but am unsure if I am reaching nirvana or falling asleep

I am hopelessly addicted to foodgawker and

Louis CK is the best goddamn comedian of all time
What I’m doing with my life
Hitting up the gym, eating as much delicious food and coffee as possible

oh yea and gettin a Masters that somewhat relates to the above activities
I’m really good at
Cooking and/or baking orgasmic meals
Killer back massages
Productively wasting time on the internet
People watching
Embarrassing foos on the dancefloor
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes

and small ears (everytime)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I love everything (with the exception of country)...but have a STRONG preference for anything electronic ie. house, techno, trance/anything that energizes me and puts me in a great mood

Favorite Movies: In no particular order but to name a few, casino, goodfellas, shawshank redemption, oldboy, sunshine, trainspotting, city of god, monty python and the search for the holy grail, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Come and See, Braveheart, Apocalypse Now, Children of Men, etc...too many to name...but like I said...if you love movies...we should talk

Favorite Books: In no particular order but to name a few, Shogun, The Sandman Series, Clockwork Orange, The Brothers Karmazov, The Selfish Gene, Omerta, Breakfast of Champions, Watchmen, anything and everything by Robert Sapolsky, Howard Zinn......etc

Food: I dont discriminate and am a lover of all cuisines....but I have a crippling weakness for mouth watering BBQ
The six things I could never do without
1. food (literally) OBSESSED with cooking and baking
2. gym (my passion/addiction)
3. music (anything and everything amazing...and mostly electronic)
4. movies (obviously)
5. books (only the best)
6. caffeine (coffee is my current pick of poison)
On a typical Friday night I am
doing nothing typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been told that I say utterly insane shit in my sleep and wakeup having no recollection of my sleep talk

I have seen every video on the me :)

I secretly contemplate dropping out of school and usurping the host position from Man Vs. Food and renaming the show Man....because I would always win.

I have a secret (not so secret anymore) pleasure of cooking for others and watching them love the shit out of my masterful creations

In the morning on the way out of my apartment I usually attempt to push the pull only door and smack face on the glass....luckily no one has witnessed this embarrassing hilarity ....yet....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are well versed in wildly inappropriate and/or sarcastic humor

you wanna laugh your ass off

am obsessed with food/cooking/baking and/or the gym or any physical activity for that matter

are a huge geek/nerd at heart and enjoy nerdy/geeky things :)

or enjoy coffee of all varieties (and/or delicious teas)

or steak....damn I love steak