Simple in my creature comforts, if only to allow for the complexity of my passions.

No wait, fuck that.

If Liz Lemon was given the John Waters treatment, I'd be that.

I'm terribly profane.

I was so unpopular in high school that the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic.

Making it up as I go along.

Art Director and Graphic designer.

Have you seen my work in The New Yorker? Me neither, but I'm working on it.

Cooking:The ability to create sustenance is enough to make my heart flutter.

Not giving a fuck: I genuinely don't most of the time.

Drawing: Maybe, I don't know. I've been incapable of sitting and getting an idea on paper. I rush over to my desk with the greatest idea thinking it will be amazing. It's not.

A drag queen from Rupaul's Drag Race once told me I had a sexy way of deflating a water bottle with my mouth.

Someone else said I reminded them of a badger. Most accurate assessment yet.

Best compliment after a night in Hollywood a few years ago:

"You've got nice eyes"

"Oh, its just the cocaine dilating my pupils"

My sunny disposition is commonly mistaken for anger.

Made you look and What I've Learned in my life so far by Stefan Sagmeister. Great designer who I admire and who's books I love.

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, first book series I ever read through at the age of 11. I am Marvin the Paranoid Android.

Bossypants: It's Tina Fey for fucks sake.

I spend a lot of time watching movies, when I have free time I'll watch a new movie, when I'm working I usually put on one I've seen and just learn every line so I can recite movie scenes while out with people.

I'm hoping one day I can renact the entire diner scene in Pulp Fiction

120 Days of Sodom: Ok most disgusting movie in history, and the only reason I'd rewatch it was to hold a contest to see who will throw up first and who can sit still and watch the entire film without flinching.

The Seventh Seal: "In our fear we make an idol and call it God"

V For Vendetta: I love vigilantes. Story was amazing, and that Guy Fawkes mask was amazing and I must have it to hang on my wall.

Pulp Fiction: If you do not like this movie or find it boring, go die in a fire. The dialogue is what made this movie, the diner scene is a personal favorite among movie scenes. The soundtrack was also worthy of repeated play. Dusty Springfield, Al Green, Urge Overkill. How could you not spend a night just listening to the soundtrack?

Jackie Brown, Best Pam Grier film.

They Call Her One Eye: Inspiration for the character Elle Driver in Kill Bill. Hardcore sex scenes aside, the premise of a mute girl who gets kidnapped and hooked on heroin who then gets her revenge, is pretty fucking amazing. Death scenes were gruesome and slo-mo, typical grindhouse film stuff.

Zombies: Anything with zombies I love, expect Vanguard cause that shit was terrible. Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of The Living Dead, 28 Days Later, Dance of the Dead, Zombie 2, argh I can't think of the other ones I've seen.

Italian Horror: Bitches don't know about my love for italian horror. Love Suspiria, Opera, anything by Argento really. AND! City of the Living dead. There was an Italian Vampire movie where a bus breaks down and the people stay at a local town until it's fixed only to discover a vampire rules over it. I can't remember the name, but if you know it, let me know. I need to watch it again.

Volver and Broken Embraces I love Almodovar's work. Both of these films are also Penelope Cruz' best work. Reminds so much of my family. And how I need to speak Spanish more often.

Breakfast at Tiffany's: I loved the story, sucker for movies involving prostitutes. Though I feel like maybe I shouldn't mention my love for this film only because I've yet to determine why I love it so. It's probably Holly's view on how loving someone is placing them in a cage, which is partly true. It was probably her cat. Just because she names it Cat, like I do.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Saw this when I was 6 or 7, Dr Franknfurter was one of my childhood idols. Its because of this movie that I'm a sucker for blonds and red heads.

Black Swan: You know you wanted to be a ballerina after this.

Dexter: "Shut up, Cunt." (Can I say that?) Oh John Lithgow, you were always creepy to me, now I'm fucking afraid to see you in person.

30 Rock: A comedy show where I actually get every reference in the jokes. If you don't like 30 Rock or understand the jokes and references, die in a fire.

Absolutely Fabulous Normal kids watched wrestling and afternoon cartoons, I watched reruns of AbFab. I was Patsy in high school.

Arrested Development My goal is to become Lucille Bluth.

United States Of Tara: Cause aren't we all a little fucking disassociated?

The Thick Of It: I AM MALCOLM TUCKER.

Weeds: It made pot life interesting. Though season 5 got a bit too Spanish Novella-esque for my taste.

Dead Like Me: Gives me hope that the after life might not be so bad. Sad it was cancelled.

Music: Currently listening to: Best Coast, Beach House Ra Ra Riot Girl in a Coma, Glass Candy, White Lies, Phoenix, Lissie, Patti Smith, Cat Power, Fleetwood Mac, Animal Collective, Bloc Party, Sade, Noisettes, Bat For Lashes, Julian Casablancas, Phoenix, Florence + The Machine, Peter Bjorn and John, Sade, Sufjan Stevens, and the usual suspects I can't go a day without listening to: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Vampire Weekend, Fiona Apple, Foals, The Strokes, Typical 60's Girl groups, Dinah Washington, and Santigold.

Music should be more than just a functioning larynx.

My Netflix suscription
My smartphone
My books
My sketch books
My Laptop (Only because I experienced two days without it and wanted to die)
My jacket cause I'm always cold, even in CA summer weather.

What Netflix movie I should watch.

Whether this client is going to pay me.

Which Adele song I should hate sing at my cat for scratching me.

Why the guys at the New Bev refuse to let me lick the screen when they play On The Waterfront.

Which Bikini Kill song I should sing out loud while stuck in traffic.

How this person is mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

Why I can't set my sexuality on profiles to "indifferent" or "apathetic."

If the Kerning on this copy is off by a point.

How much I want to smash the face in of a designer who praises Helvetica.

If I'm ever going to get around to reading that Bauhaus book.

Lately its been apartment shopping. And attempting to catch midnight showings.

Or maybe getting a drink or attempting to catch a midnight show at the New Bev.

You want to see me cry? Play Kiki's Delivery Service and I will be bawling by the end of it.

Also the opening montage of Up.

Please don't come at me if you refer to yourself as a boy/boi. I've got standards, motherfucker.

You want to go see artsy foreign films. The Skin I Live In is out.

Or you find this Cat GIF and song to make for a wonderful pick me up

Or you want to grab a milkshake/glass of lemonade/glass of whiskey with me. I am a massive fan of all three.

Or maybe you've finished Skyward Sword and you would like to hear me rant about it and the degradation of a beloved series. Though I still think it was a good game.

Apologies if I don't respond right away, it's just I forget or I don't have enough time to respond immediately. So, just calm your tits.