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29 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:30am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Seeing Someone
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First, I don't know about the rest of you, but profile names are always odd things to come up with. Frankly, I hate them. It's annoying to try to find a couple words to describe oneself while not being the exact same as one of the other 6 billion people in the world. I tried a few random ones, and then noticed the can of root beer on my desk. I love root beer, wonderful drink. So that's where the profile name came from.

Secondly, about myself...Most people find me odd, sometimes random and sometimes shy. Depends on the person. I am odd, I recognise it and embrace it, because everyone's odd in different ways. It's too long to describe why here, but it's just an overall thing, a combination of everything. I also like to be random, which stems from my love of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Shy, well, I don't love that, but it's something I'd have to deal with in a place like this. Although not really in this place, because this is online and that's mostly okay. It's if I were to meet any of you, being shy becomes a hassle at that point.

I like to think of myself as thoughtful, humourous, and odd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At this point, I've got a college diploma, but I wasn't happy with it, so I've gone back to school and am at University now. I'm still young-ish, so still trying to figure things out I guess.
Beyond that, I just do what I can to pass the time. Whether it's seeing friends, reading books, playing video games or playing/watching sports...just whatever I feel like that I can do at the time. Well, that and working.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not starting messages with a proper greeting..."really good"? Well, there's always someone better, but you're not asking for what am I the best at. I don't really know what I'm really good at...I can think, walk, read and do many things, but who knows if I'm really good or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Good question. Since I haven't had a chance to meet myself, I don't really know what people notice first about me.

I think I would say my blue eyes, as many tell me they are rather nice... Although it does appear as though more and more people like my nose, so maybe that's the first thing they notice. I don't know why they like it, but hey, I'm not going to complain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Douglas Adams or David Gemmell, along with a few by Bertrand Russell, Terry Pratchet, Isaac Asimov and James Barclay. I tend to read less than I used to, and less than I would like, but there is an increasing seriousness to my reading. I tend to read things that amuse me, enrage me, or intrigue me.

Movies vary, as I like all sorts of ranges...It more depends on quality than type. Some of my favourites include The Rocket, the Prestige, The Bank Job, Lord of War, and Layer Cake. I rather like the Guy Ritchie style of movies such as Rocknrolla, as well as more challenging movies like Moon or Agora.
TV shows may not be mentioned, but I'd have to mention Top Gear and Doctor Who (the British can be wonderful), as well as some North American things like House (although Hugh Laurie is a Brit, so maybe that doesn't count as North American?), and the old, but still great, M*A*S*H. Recent shows on HBO, such as Game of Thrones, have proven themselves to be quite good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, I'd have a lot of trouble adapting to losing a body part (or a sense), as I walk everywhere, play soccer and hockey, and enjoy being able to see/hear/smell/taste. Do we call that 1 thing, or 200? Not to mention you could say I can't do without food, water, air, etc.
But ya, things that are very important to me...hmmm...Computer comes to mind...but I'm not sure if there's much else. Books could be replaced by renewing my library card...Hmm, okay, I'll go with:

-A&W Root Beer
-Milk + Cereal (the only thing I can eat in the morning, and I can't function without breakfast).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
hockey, soccer, books that I've read, women (of course)...I do rant sometimes about political events, capitalism and religion.
I'm politically rather left wing; I identify as something of a socialist, believing that everyone is equal (and we need to work to ensure that, because obviously some groups are more privileged than others), and that we need a strong state heavily involved in industry (fuck privatization). I do not, however, ascribe to any particular theory. I am not a Marxist, Leninist, Maoist, Trotskiest, etc etc. I do rather like Gramsci though, because he was an amazing guy and his theories regarding hegemony were amazing.

Okay, another thing I spend a lot of time thinking about is how do people get this question wrong?
"STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to..."

Look, STALE = 89475. Thus S is 8, T=9, A=4, L=7, and E=5. So STEAL is 89547 (S8, T9, E5, A4, L7). I always see people with this wrong, and it baffles me. You are clearly smart, and yet you get that wrong? How? Why? I mean, all else fails, just google it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday into the late evening, by which point I am often fairly tired. So it's likely something involving a screen or a book. I do see my close friends when they're in the city, and logically that would sometimes occur on Friday night, but, sadly, most are not in the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-shrug-, I dunno. I was circumcised aged 21, I guess that's kind of private?

^the above isn't really private anymore, because it's a fun story that I like to tell people. Really the most private thing I'm sometimes willing to admit is that I'm vaguely bi-curious. -shrug-
You should message me if
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You're an ape-descended lifeform...I guess that means no aliens allowed? Hmmm, I don't think I'd mind meeting an alien, unless it's just a person who thinks they're an alien.

Essentially, I have no clue. I like to ramble online, so if you're willing to listen to me ramble, that'd be good.

Also if you're okay with the fact that I have a girlfriend. We're in a semi-open / monogam-ish relationship, which is why I'm looking for "short-term dating" and am listed as "available". I am, of course, also interested in simply making new friends. Cool people are cool, whether or not they want to sleep with you.