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26 Hamilton, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My name's Jared. I like music, and games, and books. I have a lot of creative ventures, and I get on well with creative people. I keep an open mind, though I'm prone to getting lost inside it.

And yeah, I know this is a dating website, but to be honest I don't have much interest in dating right now. I'm mostly just here to meet intelligent, interesting people.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in that slightly ambiguous phase in life after you're done school and are suddenly forced to realize your destiny. So basically I'm working an entry-level job in my field, taking freelance contracts in my free time, and dreaming big. I do computer stuff and web design. If you need a pretty website, I can make you one..

I play a lot of music - I've been a drummer half my life and I've been getting pretty decent on guitar lately. I've been in a bunch of bands, played in a load of shows, and recorded and produced a lot of original music. I also dabble in all kinds of other creative ventures, including writing, photography, and film.

But mostly I play video games. I'm a DotA fiend foremost, though I play a fair amount of other stuff, mostly RPGs and beat 'em ups. And music games, naturally!

You can listen to some of my music, if you like:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drum solos, cleaning house in poker, fixing your computer, racing cars, imagining big.

I always win at board games. My friends like to team up on me to keep me in check.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People say nice things about my voice, and supposedly my jawline and eyebrows are pretty distinctive.

I hear a lot about how lanky and young-looking I am, too. Yeah, I know, I'm a living anime protagonist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as music goes, I enjoy a large variety of stuff. Most of what I listen to is rock, metal, and electronic, but I also dig a lot of post-rock, prog, indie, funk, and jazz, and a little of almost everything else.

Textual wall of bands:
Muse, Machinae Supremacy, 65daysofstatic, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Mars Volta, Coheed and Cambria, The Flashbulb, Silversun Pickups, Blind Guardian, Liquid Tension Experiment, Symphony X, blink-182, Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker, Behemoth, BADBADNOTGOOD, Linkin Park, King Crimson, Explosions in the Sky, Ben Folds, Venetian Snares, Bodies of Water, Heavenly, Mastodon, dan le sac vs. Scroobius Pip, My Chemical Romance, Sigur Ros, Yes, Smashing Pumpkins, Them Crooked Vultures, DM Ashura, Edguy, Flametal, Iron Maiden, The Human Abstract, Led Zeppelin, Tokyo Police Club, Megadeth, Mouse on the Keys, Dream Theater, Mindless Self Indulgence, Summoning, The Offspring, Franz Ferdinand, Infected Mushroom, Shpongle, Loudness, Mother Mother, Chromeo, Incubus, Caravan Palace, Birdy Nam Nam, Have A Nice Life, and hundreds more
Lately, I'm rocking out to: Exmortus - Slave to the Sword. Best Moonlight Sonata rendition I've ever heard.

I don't read enough books:
House of Leaves, A Song of Ice and Fire (A Game of Thrones), Watchmen, Brave New World, Headhunter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Scott Pilgrim, Dune, American Gods, This Is Your Brain On Music
Lately, I'm reading: The Kingkiller Chronicle - Patrick Rothfuss

Movies that are pretty cool include:
The Matrix, V for Vendetta, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Primer, Wall-E, The Fountain, The Truman Show, Serenity, A Scanner Darkly, Lucky Number Slevin, A Beautiful Mind, Avatar, Sin City, Inglourious Basterds, Batman Begins, Donnie Darko, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Saving Private Ryan, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (okay, it's a miniseries, deal with it)

You kids and your video games:
Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Rock Band, Ninja Gaiden Black, Tales of Symphonia, World of Warcraft, Super Mario World, Pokemon, Doom, Knights of the Old Republic
Lately, I'm playing: Transistor. Honestly stunned at this game's music and combat, wish it was longer.

Various Japanese things for the fellow weeaboos:
Trigun, Elfen Lied, Welcome to the NHK!, Death Note, Spirited Away, Mahou Sensei Negima, 5 Centimetres per Second, Spice and Wolf, Getbackers, Evangelion, Kanon, Liar Game, Full Metal Alchemist, Madoka, Princess Mononoke, Cowboy Bebop, Dragonball Z, Tsubasa, Saiyuki
Lately, I'm weebing out on: Your Lie In April is the best thing I've seen in so long.

Woefully short list of TV shows I like:
Game of Thrones, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, Arrested Development, Top Gear, Breaking Bad, How TV Ruined Your Life, Firefly
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Night. Music. Technology. Language. Vision. Freedom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence as order and chaos, artificial intelligence, superorganisms and superconsciousness, matter evolution, how the universe is a god putting itself back together in slow motion, why so many cute girls on OKC are from California, behavior, melodies and rhythms, likening everything to computers, art, the psychology of change, systems of creation, characters I'd like to write about, how to extend my deadlines, the path the world is walking and what it'll be like in the future, morality, information existing as an abstract entity overlaying humanity, freedom, mechanical comprehension of semantics and connotation.

Y'know... stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gallivanting, no doubt!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time, I had sex in a shower stall in residence. The bathrooms were communal for each floor - this was in the women's. Post-coitus, we clean up and get ready to evacuate the scene of the crime. But just as I turn off the water, two girls come in together wrapped in towels. I hush up and let the one who actually belongs in the bathroom do the talking.

But there's only two shower stalls. And so, I realize: I cannot exit this bathroom unseen.

So with a fresh nothing-to-lose attitude, I casually walked out of the stall and gave a salutatory "'sup?", to which they responded by making really loud screeching noises and sprinting out of the bathroom like a bad sitcom. Luckily, they took it in good humor, but I didn't hear the end of it from my floormates for a while.

That was an arbitrary example, but the moral of the story is that I'm mostly an open book.

As long as we're on the subject, I guess I should talk a little about "looking for: casual sex" (admit it, you totally noticed):

Sex is not something I actively seek or require for fulfillment. I take it as it comes, and I let it unfold at a natural pace. I'm open to no-strings when it feels right, with a person I'm comfortable with. I'm a bit of a flirt by nature, but don't let that fool you - I'm not easy.

I also have a non-platonic crush on Neil Patrick Harris.

Okay, that's enough. Need to leave some mystery.
You should message me if
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I like passionate people with strong opinions, freethinkers, creators. I admire empathy, sticking to your principles, always trying to better yourself. If any of this sounds like you, I'm interested in what you have to say.

If you want to go to a show sometime, or make some music, or have a bowl, or talk about philosophy, or play some video games. Or some combination thereof. Or create your own!