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46 Norwood, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–44
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Honestly, I'm kind of a bum. I'm just looking for a female companion that will give me sex on occasion without the usual bullshit that accompanies it. If that can work, anything else is possible

update: I am STILL a bum, what can I say I'm really good at it. Still in search of the less complicated female. I'm not seeking perfection, just a woman that isn't a pain in the ass most of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
well, at the point I've wasted every opportunity, squandered my youth, and irritated most everyone I know. Making a change, will it be for the better.... well I hope so.

update: changes made
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pissing people off

update: still good at pissing people off
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you know, I haven't the faintest idea

update: still no clue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all sorts of books, Criminal Minds on the TV, Big Bang Theory, and football. Music... a little bit of everything. Food, anything NOT made by me.

update: Agents of SHIELD is also pretty good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
To tell the truth, I don't really have anything left to lose. Just when I think I can't do without something it gets taken away and I continue living... such is life.

update: still alive
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I could certainly use a good blow job

update: still could use that blowjob
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting on my ass home, because I'm broke

update: still broke, and that's ok
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If there is a way to screw up a relationship, I can find it.

update: still true
You should message me if
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any female interested in being honest about what they really want

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