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46 M Norwood, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–44
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:00pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Honestly, I'm kind of a bum. I'm just looking for a female companion that will give me sex on occasion without the usual bullshit that accompanies it. If that can work, anything else is possible

update: I am STILL a bum, what can I say I'm really good at it. Still in search of the less complicated female. I'm not seeking perfection, just a woman that isn't a pain in the ass most of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
well, at the point I've wasted every opportunity, squandered my youth, and irritated most everyone I know. Making a change, will it be for the better.... well I hope so.

update: changes made
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pissing people off

update: still good at pissing people off
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you know, I haven't the faintest idea

update: still no clue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all sorts of books, Criminal Minds on the TV, Big Bang Theory, and football. Music... a little bit of everything. Food, anything NOT made by me.

update: Agents of SHIELD is also pretty good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
To tell the truth, I don't really have anything left to lose. Just when I think I can't do without something it gets taken away and I continue living... such is life.

update: still alive
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I could certainly use a good blow job

update: still could use that blowjob
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting on my ass home, because I'm broke

update: still broke, and that's ok
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If there is a way to screw up a relationship, I can find it.

update: still true
You should message me if
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any female interested in being honest about what they really want