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33 Redwood City, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Dec 5, 2012
Seeing Someone
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I gave up. Mostly people come here to read profiles and look at pictures. However interesting my life, I'm not able to describe it all in a few paragraphs. There's no love at first sight (it's sight, people), so one must be prepared for a long courting period and get to know the other person. Here's a quick list of things I like in case it sounds interesting.


Aikido, Computer games, roleplaying, science fiction, Star Wars/Trek, Artificial Intelligence, and edumacation.

Horrible Lies:

Cognitive Psychology/Science, Philosophy of the Mind, the culinary arts, Iaido, programming for fun and profit, astronomy and related phenomena, writing fiction, and physical therapy.


12 years of dance, 11 years in America, 8 years of computer game development (mostly design and writing), 6 years of AI work/research, and 2 years of Aikido.

I am contemplative, cognizant, and ablative
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently engaged in a tournament of wills between a sadistic ex-Marine, a genetically engineered silicone life form from the future, and a serial killer with access to cloning technology.

Also, work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Looking up and/or quoting d20 rules when they're actually needed.

Finding new ways to skin cats.

Field stripping an AN-94 assault rifle in under 45 seconds.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm nice and soft-spoken and friendly. Then, they get to know me and run away screaming. I never dig the pit quite deep enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

(a)Crime and Punshiment

(b)Se7en, Kill Bill, Silence of the Lambs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

(c)An obscure band called "The Gravediggers"

(d)Liver and Onions

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bail money, machete, backup weapon, heavy body armor, proof of insurance, and a generous supply of black Hefty bags.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many people have crossed me in my life and didn't live long enough to regret their mistake. Also, pudding.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on bail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A thin layer of latex sprayed in your bathtub significantly decreases clean-up time after you drain the acid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I would love to hear from you, regardless of who you are. If I actually get pestered by someone long enough, I'll put updated pictures up. I shave sometimes, you know.