Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Short version: I'm just looking for someone to be weird with.
P.S. I'm kind of an asshole.
P.P.S. I'm nice though, sometimes.
P.P.S. I am nice. I'm just sarcastic a lot. Sorry. It's kind of fun
though. Be sarcastic too. We can be butts together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm basically a pile of dusty books.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I guess I'm kind of funny. Whatever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tendency to make weird noises at inopportune times?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like so much shit, it's dumb.
I try to read at least fifty books a year.
I watch movies like a fiend.
The same goes for TV.
I listen to lots of shit. My music library can probably kick yours
I eat everything. I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like making lists unless I'm grocery shopping.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything from the life span of a stink bug to that anamorphic skull
in The Ambassadors. Who the hell knows? Does anyone really answer
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Filled with existential dread.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Share your weird interests with me. Engage me. Challenge me. I'm
competitive. I like that shit. Don't message me with something
boring. Saying "hey" is not going to garner my attention.
Stop asking if I have kik.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.