I've lived in terrible Norfolk forever. Trying to meet new people since basically everyone I've known has evacuated. I have an extremely sardonic sense of humor which leads people to assume I'm too serious when I'm actually really laid-back. I love discussing things like sociology, philosophy, politics (I'm very liberal). I usually have several instances of Notepad running at any given time with random thoughts typed in each; I always close them without saving. I enjoy web comics such as Toothpaste for Dinner and Married to the Sea. I want to travel and hopefully live in a more progressive country someday. My favorite animals are dogs, especially the ones that look really confused sometimes. I'm boring myself already.

Getting more IT certifications, eventually (hopefully) moving to Europe, living comfortably until the zombie apocalypse. At least they'll have health care to cure the infection.

The self-checkout at the grocery. And I can probably fix your computer when you get malware from trying to watch celebrity porn. You didn't even delete your browser history.

Probably my pasty white skin. Seriously, it's physically impossible for me to tan. Ginger blood.

Books: I don't read books so much as articles online. Basically anything relating to philosophy, politics, science, biology, etc. I might find interesting. If I do pick up a book, it's probably something like The Book of the SubGenius, Real Ultimate Power or The Zombie Survival Guide. It's kind of hard for me to focus on long stories because I tend to obsess over tiny details.

Movies: Mostly horror/zombie comedy (Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead, Planet Terror, Dead Alive) and Coen brothers (The Big Lebowski, Fargo, No Country for Old Men) type stuff. I also watch a lot of documentaries.

Shows: The Office, Flight of the Conchords, The Daily Colbert Report Show, Wonder Showzen, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Adult Swim in general, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers with Candy. It's kind of funny to watch people bullshit on ghost shows.

Music: The Thermals, Kings of Convenience, Pixies, Superchunk, Spoon, Badly Drawn Boy, Mates of State, Hello Saferide, Camera Obscura, Nouvelle Vague, Regina Spektor, Sarah Blasko, Lucksmiths, Army Navy are a few I've been listening to a lot lately. Mostly indie rock/pop/folk. I listened to a lot of punk/hardcore when I was younger, but not so much anymore.

Food: Mexican >= Chinese > Italian > anything else.

I guess this is supposed to be cute or something and I'm supposed to list a bunch of cliche things like friends and family, or my cell phone. Because I couldn't live before I had a phone that could be used as an extremely primitive instant messenger.

You can probably figure this out if you read basically any of my profile up to this point.

A nerd.

These aren't really private things, but: I have a bad habit of hoping people will change even though I know they don't, and I'm too kind or taken advantage of because of it. I'm usually kind of (or very) awkward and quiet around unfamiliar people. And I really suck at catching things, like in sports. So don't throw things at me. Because I will not catch them.

You're not an idiot or an asshole and can laugh at yourself.

I don't do the Quickmatch guessing game, and I don't like Winks either. Just message me. And please, actually give us something to talk about rather than just saying you like my profile.

I made my questions public for a reason and don't mind explaining my answers. A lot of them didn't have a possible answer I liked, or didn't have any context and were too subjective.