I do so hate this part so here goes....I'm more fun than a barrel
full of drunk monkeys under the big top at a Bangkok circus. And
smart?! People point at me in awe and whisper...'don't she just
look smart?' Especially in Wal-Mart and Circle K. I'm resourceful
too...I can hunt it, kill it, gut and skin it, make a lovely
meatloaf out of it and fashion precious little mittens and sassy
little caps out of the pelts. I'm so laid back and mellow it's
Monday and I'm still getting off the sofa from a week ago last
Thursday. I love to laugh and stare at clouds and leaves and rocks
and stuff. I like cows. They moo. Mooooo!! Just cracks me up. I'm
an artist too. I make shoobooties out of old purses and belts. I
put bottle caps on the soles and they make delightful tap
shoebooties. Well, enough about me right now. I'm a woman of many
layers and like a banana you have to peel the peel to get to the
Y'all getting it?? ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
Looking at clown school. Or maybe getting me some coops and
crossing pigeons with chickens. Its soooo unfair they can't fly.
Chickens I mean. I just wonder would they lay eggs and fly at the
same time? Chickens I mean. Hmmm, interesting. If all that falls
through I'm thinking of opening my own shoebootie store and selling
my pelt mittens and caps too. Wow! I know everybody would want a
I’m really good at
Yodeling in several languages. Playing peruvian acid jazz flute.
Throwing a boomerang.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is my little baby chicklet teeth and that my eyes can bulge, cross
and go all kookily at the same time...but that eye thingy almost
won me first place at the Willacoochie county fair and tractor pull
in the staring contest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ill get back to you on this brainy stuff...my eyes are giving me a
The six things I could never do without
Cows. Pelts. Shoebooties. Yo-yos. Pipe cleaners. Yellow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cows...what are they thinking...do they think about me when I'm
thinking about them...making a special one a little pair of soft
pelt shoebooties. Pie...custard or fruit. Yellow.
On a typical Friday night I am
In my trailer at the park coming up with more great ideas!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I have a plate in my head and that's why my undies get wet
whenever my neighbors taser their drunk granddaddy before they call
You should message me if
You get it...awww, come on guys...I'm being facetious...I will also
add that I have a variety of interests such as I love to camp and
fish and being a caterer I am an awesome chef. I am a very laid
back and pretty mellow go with the flow kinda gal. I have quite a
few creative and artistic endeavors going on and I enjoy sharing
good conversation and a good laugh with an interesting companion.
I'm very down to earth and strive to keep the drama to a very
minimal level that being nil to none. I'm a straight forward
straight shooter and appreciate the same in others. Oh yes...I do
appreciate cows and their pastoral beauty and have never 'tipped'
one in my life...moooo...lol...;-)