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55 Shreveport, LA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30-55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 8, 2013
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I do so hate this part so here goes....I'm more fun than a barrel full of drunk monkeys under the big top at a Bangkok circus. And smart?! People point at me in awe and whisper...'don't she just look smart?' Especially in Wal-Mart and Circle K. I'm resourceful too...I can hunt it, kill it, gut and skin it, make a lovely meatloaf out of it and fashion precious little mittens and sassy little caps out of the pelts. I'm so laid back and mellow it's Monday and I'm still getting off the sofa from a week ago last Thursday. I love to laugh and stare at clouds and leaves and rocks and stuff. I like cows. They moo. Mooooo!! Just cracks me up. I'm an artist too. I make shoobooties out of old purses and belts. I put bottle caps on the soles and they make delightful tap shoebooties. Well, enough about me right now. I'm a woman of many layers and like a banana you have to peel the peel to get to the fruit inside!

Y'all getting it?? ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking at clown school. Or maybe getting me some coops and crossing pigeons with chickens. Its soooo unfair they can't fly. Chickens I mean. I just wonder would they lay eggs and fly at the same time? Chickens I mean. Hmmm, interesting. If all that falls through I'm thinking of opening my own shoebootie store and selling my pelt mittens and caps too. Wow! I know everybody would want a matching set!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yodeling in several languages. Playing peruvian acid jazz flute. Throwing a boomerang.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is my little baby chicklet teeth and that my eyes can bulge, cross and go all kookily at the same time...but that eye thingy almost won me first place at the Willacoochie county fair and tractor pull in the staring contest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ill get back to you on this brainy eyes are giving me a spell..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cows. Pelts. Shoebooties. Yo-yos. Pipe cleaners. Yellow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cows...what are they they think about me when I'm thinking about them...making a special one a little pair of soft pelt shoebooties. Pie...custard or fruit. Yellow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my trailer at the park coming up with more great ideas!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that I have a plate in my head and that's why my undies get wet whenever my neighbors taser their drunk granddaddy before they call the law.
You should message me if
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You get it...awww, come on guys...I'm being facetious...I will also add that I have a variety of interests such as I love to camp and fish and being a caterer I am an awesome chef. I am a very laid back and pretty mellow go with the flow kinda gal. I have quite a few creative and artistic endeavors going on and I enjoy sharing good conversation and a good laugh with an interesting companion. I'm very down to earth and strive to keep the drama to a very minimal level that being nil to none. I'm a straight forward straight shooter and appreciate the same in others. Oh yes...I do appreciate cows and their pastoral beauty and have never 'tipped' one in my;-)