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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
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Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids
English, Latin, Italian, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About me? I do my best to be a decent guy. I'm relatively well-read. I could dress better day-to-day, I suppose, but I'm comfortable. Not everyone does, but I think I'm hilarious.

I spent the last 5-ish years living in Orange County. I'm very happy to be back in the Bay Area.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My primary focus is world-domination. What do I want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

You probably want to know whether I have a job. Hairbrained schemes for world domination are really just a hobby, right? Yes, I work. But rather than label myself and make it easy, I present you this riddle. If you can figure it out, you should definitely message me:

I'm lucky enough to be paid mostly for reading, so long as I write something useful. I am a gallant antagonist. And protagonist, depending on your point of view. I can do what I do nearly anywhere, but that doesn't stop me from making appearances where I am needed in person. I'm a good guy to know if you find yourself in trouble.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing; and unintentionally making you laugh too.

Having impeccable taste in wines, beers, ciders, and movies.



Making floral arrangements.


Making friends out of strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm large and bear like. I'm also usually smiling. Unlike an actual bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Like I said, I'm relatively well-read. Although if the category in Final Jeopardy is "16th Century English Literature," I'm betting $0. These days I spend most of my time reading true crime and other tales of human nastiness.

As for TV... My favorite shows include, but are not limited to: Parks and Rec, The West Wing, Bob's Burgers, House of Cards, Orange Is The New Black, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Dinosaurs, An Idiot Abroad, Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, Wilfred, Star Trek TNG and Voyager, Borgia, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and I always made a point of having people over for Game of Thrones viewings on Sunday nights.

I like all kinds of movies, but these are the movies I liked enough to buy on iTunes even though I own them on DVD: My Cousin Vinny, Whatever Works, Walk Hard, the LOTR trilogy, Gladiator, The Patriot, Django Unchained, Fight Club, Clash of the Titans (1981), Jason and the Argonauts (1963), Inglorious Basterds (2009), Tombstone, Hook, and The Princess Bride.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other people

My iphone


Travel (not a "thing" exactly, but a noun; I think that counts)


The shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever it is that I'm supposed to do next. Trying to stay on track for what I want to do ultimately. Random things that I'd rather continue to ponder than to research on Google, like: "how do they split the peas for split pea soup?" Or "if the moon revolves around us, and we revolve around the sun, what is it that the sun revolves around?" Or, "I'm allergic to cats, they make my itchy; I wonder if petting a lion or tiger would make my hands itch too...?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. use a lot of analogies and, sometimes obscure, references in your everyday speech. appreciate gentlemanliness. consider yourself empathetic, reasonable, and funny.'re comfortable talking about just about anything. laugh easily.'re not too shy to send a guy an opening message.