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Moheekuh

26 M Concord, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Latin, Italian, Spanish

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My self-summary
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I got my law degree in May and took the bar exam in July. (Please don't hold my career path against me, I promise it hasn't eaten my soul.) If I had it all to do over again knowing what I know now... I think I might've decided to be a florist. Or maybe a vintner.

It's been a solid year since I've been able to have "interests" outside of law school, but I do seem to remember enjoying things before I had to get all monomaniacal about the bar. My favorite thing was traveling. Most recently, I spent about ten weeks in Europe in 2012, primarily in Spain but also significantly in Denmark, and then in 2013 I spent a couple of weeks in Costa Rica and played translator for my gringo friends who joined me for the trip. I also enjoyed learning new languages and cultures. I studied Latin and Italian in college and picked up some Portuguese from my Brazilian roommate while I was in law school. Discovering new authentic ethnic food is good too. Yes. I remember three things I really liked before this whole busy, hazy, stressful last year of my life.

What else about me? I love to argue. I am also a person who knows the difference between an argument and a fight. A fight isn't fun, or challenging, or constructive. An argument is all of these things. I'm perfectly capable of taking up the argument of an opposing viewpoint just for the sake of argument. I'm aware that this is exhausting for some people, but I'm never bored or boring, and I find boredom the most exhausting thing I could be subjected to.
I tend to be a facetious person. I once made a comment in a con law class to which the professor laughed and responded "the problem with David's commentary is that I never know when to take him seriously." FYI, even if what I just said made you laugh, if I'm not laughing it's pretty likely I'm making an actual point; I just happened to've delivered it in a funny way. I laugh a lot. I've been known to make other people laugh a lot. If I can't be internationally traveling, I enjoy exploring new places close to home. I'm always on the lookout for new and interesting flavors, landscapes, views, and people. I'm told my company is excellent.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moving back home to Concord and looking for legal work. Up until August first, the bar exam was "what I'm doing with my life." Now I'm trying to return to full humanity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing; and unintentionally making you laugh too.

Having impeccable taste in wines, beers, ciders (my new go-to beverage), and movies.

Writing.

Traveling.

Making floral arrangements.

Singing.

Making friends out of strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm large and bear like. I'm also usually smiling. Unlike an actual bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The only non-legal reading I forced myself to carve out time for was the GoT books. Still waiting for Winds of Winter... I'm relatively well-read, I swear, I just haven't read a novel other than the GoT books since college ended. I did read a lot of judicial opinions, though.

As for TV... My favorite shows include, but are not limited to: Parks and Rec, The West Wing, Bob's Burgers, House of Cards, Orange Is The New Black, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Dinosaurs, An Idiot Abroad, Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, Wilfred, Star Trek TNG and Voyager, Borgia, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and I always made a point of having people over for Game of Thrones viewings on Sunday nights.

I like all kinds of movies, but these are the movies I liked enough to buy on iTunes even though I own them on DVD: My Cousin Vinny, Whatever Works, Walk Hard, the LOTR trilogy, Gladiator, The Patriot, Django Unchained, Fight Club, Clash of the Titans (1981), Jason and the Argonauts (1963), Inglorious Basterds (2009), Tombstone, Hook, and The Princess Bride.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other people

My iphone

Computer

Travel (not a "thing" exactly, but a noun; I think that counts)

Superglue

The shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever it is that I'm supposed to do next. Trying to stay on track for what I want to do ultimately. Random things that I'd rather continue to ponder than to research on Google, like: "how do they split the peas for split pea soup?" Or "if the moon revolves around us, and we revolve around the sun, what is it that the sun revolves around?" Or, "I'm allergic to cats, they make my itchy; I wonder if petting a lion or tiger would make my hands itch too."
Also, I've got like a Haley Joel Osmond in The Sixth Sense thing going on where I see civil and criminal liability everywhere all the time. Can't turn it off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends.
You should message me if
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...you use a lot of analogies and, sometimes obscure, references in your everyday speech.
...you appreciate gentlemanliness.
...you consider yourself empathetic, reasonable, and funny.
...you're comfortable talking about just about anything.
...you laugh easily.
...you're not too shy to send a guy an opening message.