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41 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 11
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Less than $20,000
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just came up on a tyco slot car race track. I don't really have space to set it up...
Wanna race?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
picking up the pieces of a life I love to push as far as I can till it overheats and hemmorages madness between the jagged fractures of my experience.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a lot of things, and I'm going to start charging a fee for them. especially for the fantasy fulfillment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, that they can't pronounce or spell my name. that I look(and act) particularly young for my age, how well spoken and intelligent I am in spite of the fact that I look like an acid casualty bike messenger from the mid 90's with a fetish for paint, grease, and dirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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DIY books, any documentary about Tupac, Metal and hip hop, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, any porno's with Maggie Star, any Jim Henson, any food that won't kill me or permanently damage me gulliver. except booze of course. I like Joseph Campbell. I also like Ayn Rand, and you can kiss my pimply white ass if you don't. Bill Hicks was a genius. has some VERY interesting material. I loved Jack London as a kid. Philip K Dick makes me dream of electric sheep. Sleep, Slayer, Megadeth, Wu Tang Clan, Paris, Fiona Apple, Neutral Milk Hotel, Living Colour, Fishbone, Bad Brains, Dub War, Senser, Creedance.....
Ever seen a movie called "Hard Candy"?
Ever had Hungarian ghoulash?
I love a good bottle of Lambic. I'll do unspeakable things for a really super duper cheesecake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, a bike, my hands, cigarettes, and my soul.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
manifesting dimes and blue ball point pens. being a disillusioned 23 year old at the age of 37, whether I really should just give up the idea that somehow the interwebs will help me find the caliber of lover i require. Sex and intimacy are highly important to me. I was hoping that maybe online social networking would somehow streamline the process, as in maybe it would be easier to meet someone with similar appetites that you may actually get along with intellectually. it has proven to be a complete and total waste of time. I would so much rather go to a party or bar or maybe a Marijuana Anonymous meeting and make up outrageous stories then try to hit on some recovering stoner chicks afterwards. I also spend a mad amount of processing speed daydreaming about stuff I haven't made yet and how to improve on the things I already do. oh, and I have been thinking about dogs alot. soon I think it will be time to rescue a little pit puppy from the Contra Costa Co. Animal Shelter. oh, I also think about having super powers and being able to detain, isolate, and re-indoctrinate the global elite ruling class. I dream of making Cheney and Rumsfeld and Bryzezinsky pedal stationary exercycles hooked up to electric generators so they can finally participate in this world and produce something useful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed...they don't mean quite so much.."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Would depend on who's asking
You should message me if
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You need your bike fixed