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40 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 16
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i'm just a guy
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to recover from emotional trauma and saving what others throw away
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
working with my hands. I am a career bicycle mechanic, I've resurrected huffy's from certain demise, I've been a race mechanic, worked in high end bicycle frame and component production, all of it. I also am a glass artist. I work with Pyrex, so yes I make weed pipes. I also make marbles, pendants, perfume bottles, and dildos. yep, that's right. I make glass dildos, and I make a damn nice one. I was fortunate enough to have suggestions from various lady friends as well as an ex who was a professional dominatrix, so I was able to come up with a great design. I can cook pretty well, I can start a fire, I can put one out, I can swing a hammer, I can conversate with highly intelligent people even though I didn't graduate high school or go to college. I'm a very good listener, and apparently give damn good advice. I don't always listen to me, though. Workin on it ;) I also am good at keeping my cool in hectic, car accident type situations. when the blood starts flowing I don't puke or freak out. I'm told that I am pretty smokin in the sack, but its possible that most of my lovers were just boosting my ego :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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they can't pronounce or spell my name. a lot of people comment on how skinny I am. it's not sickly, I am athletic and actually very strong for my size. it just goes with being a man in society. if you're not brawny people treat u differently. I've taught myself to be charming instead. Insecurity is bullshit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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DIY books, any documentary about Tupac, Metal and hip hop, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, any porno's with Maggie Star, any Jim Henson, any food that won't kill me or permanently damage me gulliver. except booze of course. I like Joseph Campbell. I also like Ayn Rand, and you can kiss my pimply white ass if you don't. Bill Hicks was a genius. has some VERY interesting material. I loved Jack London as a kid. Philip K Dick makes me dream of electric sheep. Sleep, Slayer, Megadeth, Wu Tang Clan, Paris, Fiona Apple, Neutral Milk Hotel, Living Colour, Fishbone, Bad Brains, Dub War, Senser, Creedance.....
Ever seen a movie called "Hard Candy"?
Ever had Hungarian ghoulash?
I love a good bottle of Lambic. I'll do unspeakable things for a really super duper cheesecake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cigarettes, coffee, bicycles, crafts, friends/family, and spray paint
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
manifesting dimes and blue ball point pens. being a disillusioned 23 year old at the age of 37, whether I really should just give up the idea that somehow the interwebs will help me find the caliber of lover i require. Sex and intimacy are highly important to me. I was hoping that maybe online social networking would somehow streamline the process, as in maybe it would be easier to meet someone with similar appetites that you may actually get along with intellectually. it has proven to be a complete and total waste of time. I would so much rather go to a party or bar or maybe a Marijuana Anonymous meeting and make up outrageous stories then try to hit on some recovering stoner chicks afterwards. I also spend a mad amount of processing speed daydreaming about stuff I haven't made yet and how to improve on the things I already do. oh, and I have been thinking about dogs alot. soon I think it will be time to rescue a little pit puppy from the Contra Costa Co. Animal Shelter. oh, I also think about having super powers and being able to detain, isolate, and re-indoctrinate the global elite ruling class. I dream of making Cheney and Rumsfeld and Bryzezinsky pedal stationary exercycles hooked up to electric generators so they can finally participate in this world and produce something useful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
what day is it today? ask me what I do on a full moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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would depend on who you are and how long i've known you.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you are a trophy wife who wants to cheat on her rich douchebag husband, a single mom who is struggling and you just need someone to talk to, or are into anything i mentioned here and would like to collaborate, teach, or learn.