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Mojo369

40 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm here for fun. My last endeavor with this profile was to be crass, suggestive, and sexist. not surprisingly, I met my sweetie on another site that caters to a more "fetish" based crowd, so I am looking for nothing more than sending and recieving random messages calculated to cause maximum amusement and aggravation. provocateurs, I challenge thee to a spirited exchange. I promise I'll not take it personally ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
picking up the pieces of a life I love to push as far as I can till it overheats and hemmorages madness between the jagged fractures of my experience.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a lot of things, and I'm going to start charging a fee for them. especially for the fantasy fulfillment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
they can't pronounce or spell my name. that I look(and act) particularly young for my age, how well spoken and intelligent I am in spite of the fact that I look like an acid casualty bike messenger from the mid 90's with a fetish for paint, grease, and dirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
DIY books, any documentary about Tupac, Metal and hip hop, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, any porno's with Maggie Star, any Jim Henson, any food that won't kill me or permanently damage me gulliver. except booze of course. I like Joseph Campbell. I also like Ayn Rand, and you can kiss my pimply white ass if you don't. Bill Hicks was a genius. Kink.com has some VERY interesting material. I loved Jack London as a kid. Philip K Dick makes me dream of electric sheep. Sleep, Slayer, Megadeth, Wu Tang Clan, Paris, Fiona Apple, Neutral Milk Hotel, Living Colour, Fishbone, Bad Brains, Dub War, Senser, Creedance.....
Ever seen a movie called "Hard Candy"?
Ever had Hungarian ghoulash?
I love a good bottle of Lambic. I'll do unspeakable things for a really super duper cheesecake.
NO LIVER
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cigarettes, coffee, bicycles, my hands and all the things I've learned to do with them, friends/family, spray paint, borosilicate glass, sex, drugs, obnoxious music, hot pink,
carhartt double knee duck canvas work pants, shin guards, pornography, promiscuity, my personal relationship with the dark lord, dogs....the list is much longer actually. if you're that interested you should initiate conversation, I love love love to talk to strangers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
manifesting dimes and blue ball point pens. being a disillusioned 23 year old at the age of 37, whether I really should just give up the idea that somehow the interwebs will help me find the caliber of lover i require. Sex and intimacy are highly important to me. I was hoping that maybe online social networking would somehow streamline the process, as in maybe it would be easier to meet someone with similar appetites that you may actually get along with intellectually. it has proven to be a complete and total waste of time. I would so much rather go to a party or bar or maybe a Marijuana Anonymous meeting and make up outrageous stories then try to hit on some recovering stoner chicks afterwards. I also spend a mad amount of processing speed daydreaming about stuff I haven't made yet and how to improve on the things I already do. oh, and I have been thinking about dogs alot. soon I think it will be time to rescue a little pit puppy from the Contra Costa Co. Animal Shelter. oh, I also think about having super powers and being able to detain, isolate, and re-indoctrinate the global elite ruling class. I dream of making Cheney and Rumsfeld and Bryzezinsky pedal stationary exercycles hooked up to electric generators so they can finally participate in this world and produce something useful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed...they don't mean quite so much" I haven't found a suitable companion for what I aspire to do with my Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you know what they say. a man can build a thousand bridges and never be known as a bridge builder, but if he sucks even one cock...
You should message me if
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you are a trophy wife who wants to cheat on her rich douchebag husband, a single mom who is struggling and you just need someone to talk to, you need any help or advice with a bicycle related issue, you are particularly adept at tearing down a person's facade defect by defect and would like to give me a quick scrutinization, you are an incredibly attractive bbw interested in producing smut with me for personal enjoyment.