Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just came up on a tyco slot car race track. I don't really have
space to set it up...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
picking up the pieces of a life I love to push as far as I can till
it overheats and hemmorages madness between the jagged fractures of
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a lot of things, and I'm going to start charging a fee for them.
especially for the fantasy fulfillment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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they can't pronounce or spell my name. that I look(and act)
particularly young for my age, how well spoken and intelligent I am
in spite of the fact that I look like an acid casualty bike
messenger from the mid 90's with a fetish for paint, grease, and
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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DIY books, any documentary about Tupac, Metal and hip hop,
Supernatural, Breaking Bad, any porno's with Maggie Star, any Jim
Henson, any food that won't kill me or permanently damage me
gulliver. except booze of course. I like Joseph Campbell. I also
like Ayn Rand, and you can kiss my pimply white ass if you don't.
Bill Hicks was a genius. Kink.com has some VERY interesting
material. I loved Jack London as a kid. Philip K Dick makes me
dream of electric sheep. Sleep, Slayer, Megadeth, Wu Tang Clan,
Paris, Fiona Apple, Neutral Milk Hotel, Living Colour, Fishbone,
Bad Brains, Dub War, Senser, Creedance.....
Ever seen a movie called "Hard Candy"?
Ever had Hungarian ghoulash?
I love a good bottle of Lambic. I'll do unspeakable things for a
really super duper cheesecake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cigarettes, coffee, bicycles, my hands and all the things I've
learned to do with them, friends/family, spray paint, borosilicate
glass, sex, drugs, obnoxious music, hot pink,
carhartt double knee duck canvas work pants, shin guards,
pornography, promiscuity, my personal relationship with the dark
lord, dogs....the list is much longer actually. if you're that
interested you should initiate conversation, I love love love to
talk to strangers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
manifesting dimes and blue ball point pens. being a disillusioned
23 year old at the age of 37, whether I really should just give up
the idea that somehow the interwebs will help me find the caliber
of lover i require. Sex and intimacy are highly important to me. I
was hoping that maybe online social networking would somehow
streamline the process, as in maybe it would be easier to meet
someone with similar appetites that you may actually get along with
intellectually. it has proven to be a complete and total waste of
time. I would so much rather go to a party or bar or maybe a
Marijuana Anonymous meeting and make up outrageous stories then try
to hit on some recovering stoner chicks afterwards. I also spend a
mad amount of processing speed daydreaming about stuff I haven't
made yet and how to improve on the things I already do. oh, and I
have been thinking about dogs alot. soon I think it will be time to
rescue a little pit puppy from the Contra Costa Co. Animal Shelter.
oh, I also think about having super powers and being able to
detain, isolate, and re-indoctrinate the global elite ruling class.
I dream of making Cheney and Rumsfeld and Bryzezinsky pedal
stationary exercycles hooked up to electric generators so they can
finally participate in this world and produce something useful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed...they don't
mean quite so much" I haven't found a suitable companion for what I
aspire to do with my Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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you know what they say. a man can build a thousand bridges and
never be known as a bridge builder, but if he sucks even one
You should message me if
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you are a trophy wife who wants to cheat on her rich douchebag
husband, a single mom who is struggling and you just need someone
to talk to, you need any help or advice with a bicycle related
issue, you are particularly adept at tearing down a person's facade
defect by defect and would like to give me a quick scrutinization,
you are an incredibly attractive bbw interested in producing smut
with me for personal enjoyment.
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