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My self-summary Propose an edit

Hello. How's everybody doing? Nevermind, I know nobody reads this part. So let me get to the good part. I'm a friggin' nerd. I love comic books. And video games. And cartoons. I was the guy shoved into lockers. Or at least they attempted to. Thank god for being a big dude.
I also get into college basketball and football (Go UK).
Let's see, what other clever crap can I put in here? I rock at trivia especially pop culture trivia. I love movies especially the kind where stuff blows up and everyone knows kung-fu. I'm constantly watching The History Channel and Discovery. That's if I'm not writing any of the six graphic novels I'm working on.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Cooking. Cooking. And more cooking. For the time.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Pop culture trivia. Writing my name in the snow. Being excruciatingly pedantic.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

One thing really. Which effects may vary. That thing is I KNOW EVERYTHING, or that I'm an incorrigible know-it-all. But what can I say. I love knowledge, and I'm smarter than all of you mwa-ha-ha-ha..

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Holy crap!!! I can't really list them all. But I'll try.

MOVIES: Action, Adventure, Spaghetti Westerns, Westerns, Fantasy, Thrillers, Scary movies that screw with your head, Dramas that make you think

BOOKS: Sin City, Good Omens, Idoru, Mona Lisa Overdrive, Fight Club, Neverwhere, American Gods, The Couriers, The Icewind Dale Trilogy, The Encyclopedia of Mythology

FOOD: Anything!!! I'm what they call a foodie.

MUSIC: Oh god let me list what's on my playlist right now: Toadies, Eluveitie, Basil Poledouris, Chevelle, The Cure, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, Ennio Morricone, Oingo Boingo, Nonpoint, Evan's Blue, and trust me there is more.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1: Reese's Pieces
2: Some good books
3: Music
4: A bit of paper and a pen and some time to think
5: A good stout supply of proper dry gin (i.e. Bombay or Tanqueray)
6: The strange universe that is my imagination

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

The obvious one would be sex but I'm a guy so that's to easy. Most of the time I'm thinking of how I'm gonna get my books noticed, and what it would be like to get hit by a taser. Seriously I'm curious on how much it sucks.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Chillin'. I try to leave it open for anything. No planning 'cuz that's not what my freetime was meant for, right?

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Can't really think of anything. I'm good at hoy dog eating competitions.

You should message me if Propose an edit

For any reason you deem fit. I'm always looking for homies.

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