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MommaBeer

31 F Fresno, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:46pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Kailee. I'm happily married, mother of one gorgous little girl. I'm on this site mainly to find and make friends, yet I do have a small desire to find that impossible unicorn for my marriage. We have what you would call an open marriage, but it has been quite a while since anything has happened.
We're a very laid back couple and mostly just stay at home on the weekends. We watch tons of movies, play video games (PS3 and computer), watch crap TV, cook, eat and honestly are bored the majority of the time.
I'd like to think I'm pretty intelligent, yet the older I get the more I learn how much I don't know and how stupid I really am. I can hold my own in any conversation though, and am a very good listener. I do NOT like 'one uppers', drama queens, namecallers and disrespectful people. I am a realist but hate admitting that I'm wrong sometimes, so don't hold that against me. I'm up to have more online friends and also the hangout friend, do some BBQing, drinking beer, and have a few laughs. We do NOT pressure anyone into anything, so don't worry that I am bisexual. I respect you and I hope that you will do the same for me.
That's all I have to say for now. If you would like to get to know me more or just want to chat, send me a message. I will get back to you no matter what!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Of course raising my beautiful little girl, taking care of the house, and recently loosing weight. So far I've lost almost 50 pounds, but I'm yo-yoing right now...so who knows what going on with that!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, art (drawing), writing, and cooking. Breathing, laughing, standing, and drinking a lot of beer. o.O
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the situation. I wear glasses but do sport my contacts as well, and I've been told I have pretty eyes. Judge for yourself. I don't have a complex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This list would take forever so I'll just list a couple. Books: Earth's Children series, Jean M. Auel; Sword of Truth series, Terry Goodkind; anything Dean Koontz, John Saul or Steven King. Movies: The Matrix, Alien, anything scary, gory, and action packed. Shows: Game of Thrones, Spartacus, Grey's Anatomy, Breaking Bad, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, etc. Music: Classic Rock, Rock, Country, old school hits from my childhood and beyond! Food: Sushi, mexican, italian, french, chinese...wait a minute, I like it ALL! If it's spicy and/or has bacon, more points!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides water, food, and air?
1.) My family
2.) Internet
3.) Video Games (PS3 preferably)
4.) Chapstick
5.) Friends
6.) Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd do if I won the lotto. What am I doing right or wrong in raising my child. Religion and the harm it's done and is still doing to our society. About which ever video game I'm stuck/restuck on (I replay them like crazy). How sexy my husband is and how lucky I am to have met him. :p~
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chatting online, drinking a beer(or 12), and wishing a friend would come over. ^~^
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Um. I have a really bad case of IBS. Not really private, as I tell everyone. There have been times I've had to cancel things last minute. Sucks but it's a nasty, viable excuse...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have a PENIS (I already have a man spank you very much), have a good sense of humor, and like to drink socially.