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MommaBeer

32 Fresno, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 26
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Married
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Kailee. I'm happily married, mother of one gorgous little girl. I'm on this site mainly to find and make friends, yet I do have a small desire to find that impossible unicorn for my marriage. We have what you would call an open marriage, but it has been quite a while since anything serious.
We're a very laid back couple and mostly just stay at home on the weekends. We watch tons of movies, play video games (PS3 and computer), watch crap TV, cook, eat and honestly are bored the majority of the time.
I'd like to think I'm pretty intelligent, yet the older I get the more I learn how much I don't know and how ignorant I really am. I can hold my own in any conversation though, and am a very good listener. I do NOT like 'one uppers', drama queens, namecallers and disrespectful people. I am a realist but hate admitting that I'm wrong sometimes, so don't hold that against me. I'm up to have more online friends and also the hangout friend, do some BBQing, drinking wine, and have a few laughs. We do NOT pressure anyone into anything, so don't worry that I am bisexual. I will respect you and I hope that you will do the same for me.
That's all I have to say for now. If you would like to get to know me more or just want to chat, send me a message. I will get back to you no matter what!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Of course raising my beautiful little girl, taking care of the house, and working as a on site manager (I have some hilarious stories and some that you will shake your head at). I am a video game addict and hermit. If I'm not outside working you can usually find me in my cave playing PS3.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, art (drawing), writing, and cooking. I am passionate toward my beliefs and convictions. Although I admit to being very open minded.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Guess it depends on who is looking... I have been told I have pretty eyes. I usually have a ready smile no matter my mood. Oh, and someone told me the other day that I had 'nice tits'. Just fyi, I appreciate compliments but there are classier ways of giving them. And it's all about class. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list would take forever so I'll just list a couple. Books: Earth's Children series, Jean M. Auel; Sword of Truth series, Terry Goodkind; anything Dean Koontz, John Saul or Steven King. Movies: The Matrix, Alien, anything scary, gory, and action packed. Shows: Game of Thrones, Spartacus, Grey's Anatomy, Breaking Bad, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, etc. Music: Classic Rock, Rock, Country, old school hits from my childhood and beyond! Food: Sushi, mexican, italian, french, chinese...wait a minute, I like it ALL! If it's spicy and/or has bacon, more points!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides water, food, and air?
1.) My family
2.) Internet
3.) Video Games (PS3 preferably)
4.) Chapstick
5.) Friends
6.) A good Bra
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Recently my husband and I have been exploring kink. Pet submission really intrigues me and I have been researching collaring and pet play in the bedroom. I am part of a small community in my area and am on fetlife.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie with hubs, cooking dinner, drinking a couple bottles of wine. On rare occasions a friend will come over or we go out to eat somewhere cheap and family friendly. So where are you and when are YOU coming over?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a really severe case of IBS. Not really private, as I tell everyone. I was misdiagnosed a few years ago with crohn's disease.

There have been times I've had to cancel things last minute. Sucks but it's a nasty, viable excuse...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't have a PENIS (I already have a man spank you very much), have a good sense of humor, and like to drink socially. Don't be judgemental or a negative nancy.