Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

MommaMaculatum

34 F Asheville, NC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Indian, White, Other
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently), Chechen (Okay), Maori (Okay), Occitan (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The only thing bigger than my tits is my vinyl collection. But anyway... I like mini roses and steel wool. And black tank tops. My spirit font is wing dings.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everything you wish you could be doing. Giving out my password to people that shouldn't have it. Winning and losing all at the same time and not caring either way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm. Wow, this is fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The glass of wine in my hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lame question.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1,2,3,4,5,6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Let me think about that.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm willing to admit anything. The question is "do you really want to know"?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. If you are a wizard. If I can't see your cell phone in any of your pictures. And if you are ok with getting your feelings hurt (step in to the octagon). <3 (This is a social experiment)