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19 M Happy Valley, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:47pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I live a meaningless, fruitless existence based around coffee, sex, nihilism and dull conversation.

If you drink Starbucks and you live in Portland, you're doing it all fucking wrong.

ENFP, if that helps.

Part-time student.

Part-time musician slash actor.

Full-time zombie slaying badass.
What I’m doing with my life
Generally being young and stupid
I’m really good at
This question is against my religious beliefs.
The first things people usually notice about me
idk probs how kawaii desunee I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Palahniuk, Tolkien, Bulgakov, Kazantzakis, Hawking, Sagan, Gladwell, Rice, King, Salvatore, Martin, Barker, Nietzsche, Chaucer, Dawkins, Tolstoy, Nabokov, Chekhov.

Movies: Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge, Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog, Across the Universe, Cloud Atlas, Amelie, Rid of Me, Obselidia, You, Me and Everyone We Know, The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror, Troll 2, The Room, Pink Flamingos, Spring Breakers, Heavy Metal, Heathers, Juno, Mean Girls, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, anything with Emma Watson, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Dear Lemon Lima, Seven, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Were the World Mine, Pan's Labyrinth, Let the Right One In (not to be confused with the shitty americanized one), Hayao Miyazaki films,

Music: my taste in music is pretty expansive

so I guess some favorites would be Tool, Radiohead, Tom Waits, Thom Yorke, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Bon Iver, Iron and Wine, Finn Butler, Typhoon, Silversun Pickups, Manchester Orchestra, Panic! At the Disco, Volcano Choir, Saint Motel, Mumford and Sons, Animal Collective, Band of Horses, Black Mountain, LCD Soundsystem, MCR, Gotye, Tegan and Sara, Fleet Foxes, System of a Down, Miike Snow, Elvis, The Beatles, Nirvana, The Moody Blues, Eurythmics, The Antlers, Marilyn Manson, Billy Joel, the Tallest Man on Earth, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Japandroids, Elliott Smith, Philip Selway, Penguin Prison, Modeselektor, Sigur Ros, Kendrick Lamar, Childish Gambino, Dilated Pupils, Lorde, Pink Floyd, Justin Timberlake.. idk

oh also if you like Chopin and Debussy we can be best friends, the impressionist era was the best era

Food: I survive on photosynthesis.
The six things I could never do without
coffee, sex, beauty, passion, music, nicotine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to perfect my doomsday device

How attractive people exist like idk what magical island they come from

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I boned in a graveyard. She didn't say much, so I figured she was totally into it. Then I realized she was my dead cousin.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you have extensive knowledge on microtonal music

you often contemplate suicide

you notice the grammatical error in my user name and want to correct me

you do not have a totally not ironic duck face picture in your profile photos

you enjoy Russian literature and want to recommend a book to me

you're a ridiculous bohemian stoner-philosopher

you're rad and like cuddling