I live a meaningless, fruitless existence based around coffee, sex, existential nihilism and dull conversation.

Unlike the rest of the entire fucking state of Oregon, I am not, in fact, a poly, genderqueer, vegan feminist who goes on pretentious rants about how much I despise corporate greed while typing on my fucking Macbook and drinking a fucking Starbucks Caramel Macchiato.

Not single for once in my life, but I'm open to friends.

And by not single, I mean I'm in a relationship with Taco Bell.

I mean, also a dude that I'm dating, but mostly Taco Bell.

ESFP, if you care.

Pansexual, which isn't an option on this website.

Part-time student.

Part-time musician.

Full-time zombie slaying badass.

Bitches.

Oh, also, reading Nietzsche while I play League of Legends, drink good red wine and contemplate life's many mysteries.

Abundant sexist and racist jokes.

Snappy comebacks.

Mostly the bitches, though.

I wouldn't say I'm really that good at anything.

I'm pretty god damn young, so I'm not really great at anything in particular as of yet- however, I'm really in to musical theater so I guess you could say I'm a halfway decent singer/actor.

And I kick ass at Magic: The Gathering.

Usually my swag. It's pretty out there.

No, but really, fuck if I know.

Books: Palahniuk, Tolkien, Bulgakov, Kazantzakis, Hawking, Sagan, Gladwell, Rice, King, Salvatore, Martin, Barker, Nietzsche, Chaucer, any fantasy, sci-fi, or what have you.

Movies: Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge, Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog, Across the Universe, Cloud Atlas, Rid of Me, 16 to Life, Obselidia, Daydream Nation, You, Me and Everyone We Know, Inception, Adventureland, Juno, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Dear Lemon Lima, Seven, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Were the World Mine, Pan's Labyrinth, Let the Right One In (not to be confused with the shitty americanized one), bad slasher/zombie/horror movies, anything with Natalie Portman, Emma Watson or Anne Hathaway because me gusta, Hayao Miyazaki films

Broadway: Next to Normal, Spring Awakening, Urinetown, Beauty and the Beast, Wicked, Rent, Les Miserables, Phantom, Avenue Q, The Last Five Years, Once, Jesus Christ Superstar, etc

Music: my taste in music is pretty expansive

so I guess some favorites would be Tool, Radiohead, Tom Waits, Thom Yorke, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Bon Iver, Iron and Wine, Silversun Pickups, Manchester Orchestra, Panic! At the Disco, Volcano Choir, Saint Motel, Mumford and Sons, Animal Collective, Band of Horses, Black Mountain, LCD Soundsystem, MCR, Gotye, Tegan and Sara, Fleet Foxes, The Beatles, System of a Down, Miike Snow, Elvis, The Beatles, Nirvana, The Moody Blues, Eurythmics, Marilyn Manson, Billy Joel, the Tallest Man on Earth, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Japandroids, Elliott Smith, Philip Selway, Penguin Prison, Modeselektor, Sigur Ros, and everything else.

oh also if you like Chopin and Debussy we can be best friends, the impressionist era was the best era

Food: sushi, tea, coffee, mushrooms, italian food, thai, pho.

coffee, the internet, beauty, passion, music and love.

destroying the human race

my next d&d character

the eventual plague that will wipe out everyone with an IQ below 130

though admittedly, I'm male and I'm human, so a solid 99% of my thoughts are who I would and would not slam with my spam hammer

reading. drinking. imagining the sensation of being shot in the head.

i'm actually not atheist

i'm pastafarian

you're super dtf or whatever

you have extensive knowledge on microtonal music

you often contemplate suicide

you enjoy Russian literature and want to recommend a book to me

you're rad and like cuddling