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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 26
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t want kids
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I live a meaningless, fruitless existence based around coffee, sex, nihilism and dull conversation.

If you drink Starbucks and you live in Portland, you're doing it all fucking wrong.

ENFP, if that helps.

Part-time student.

Part-time musician slash actor.

Full-time zombie slaying badass.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Generally being young and stupid

Smoking too many weedz

Getting 2 turnt up 4 u

Watchin tha animuz

Vidja gaemz
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
literally nothing

I like to think I can sing and act or whatever since that's kind of what I'm trying to do for a living.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
idk probs how kawaii desunee I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Palahniuk, Tolkien, Bulgakov, Kazantzakis, Hawking, Sagan, Gladwell, Rice, King, Salvatore, Martin, Barker, Nietzsche, Chaucer, Dawkins, Tolstoy, Nabokov, Chekhov.

Movies: Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge, Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog, Across the Universe, Cloud Atlas, Amelie, Rid of Me, Obselidia, You, Me and Everyone We Know, The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror, Troll 2, The Room, Pink Flamingos, Spring Breakers, Heavy Metal, Heathers, Juno, Mean Girls, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, anything with Emma Watson, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Dear Lemon Lima, Seven, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Were the World Mine, Pan's Labyrinth, Let the Right One In (not to be confused with the shitty americanized one), Hayao Miyazaki films,

Music: my taste in music is pretty expansive

so I guess some favorites would be Tool, Radiohead, Tom Waits, Thom Yorke, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Bon Iver, Iron and Wine, Finn Butler, Typhoon, Silversun Pickups, Manchester Orchestra, Panic! At the Disco, Volcano Choir, Saint Motel, Mumford and Sons, Animal Collective, Band of Horses, Black Mountain, LCD Soundsystem, MCR, Gotye, Tegan and Sara, Fleet Foxes, System of a Down, Miike Snow, Elvis, The Beatles, Nirvana, The Moody Blues, Eurythmics, The Antlers, Marilyn Manson, Billy Joel, the Tallest Man on Earth, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Japandroids, Elliott Smith, Philip Selway, Penguin Prison, Modeselektor, Sigur Ros, Kendrick Lamar, Childish Gambino, Dilated Pupils, Lorde, Pink Floyd, Justin Timberlake, Zola Jesus, Odesza, Flume, Grimes, Lana Del Rey, Dillon Francis, Diplo, Flosstradamus, Bat for Lashes, little hurricane, Incubus.. idk the list goes on

oh also if you like Chopin and Debussy we can be best friends, the impressionist era was the best era

Food: I survive on photosynthesis.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, sex, beauty, passion, music, nicotine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How attractive people exist like idk what magical island they come from

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lol I liek boiz n gurls 2 lololol~~~~
You should message me if
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you have extensive knowledge on microtonal music

you often contemplate suicide

you notice the grammatical error in my user name and want to correct me

you do not have a totally not ironic duck face picture in your profile photos

you enjoy Russian literature and want to recommend a book to me

you're a ridiculous bohemian stoner-philosopher

you're rad and like cuddling

you are not actively trying to get in my pants