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Mondelli859

30 M Lexington, KY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, LISP (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Urdu (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I am a pretty awesome person. Literally if you knew how super awesome I am, the world might explode. But it won't be a bad explosion. It would be an explosion of...like...confetti and unicorns and cake.

I also have plenty of hobbies and, on occasion, I do big things with little people. I don't know what that means....but I know that I mean it (I think).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently Batman....only at night though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart and smash bros.COME AT ME BRO
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My irresistible man musk. Which is a combination of chopped wood, flannel, tires, any form of red meat, and bad pick up lines. And yes, bad pick up lines have a funk to em.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter series, LOTR series, Flyte, anything by R.A. Salvatore, The Watchmen, Dune, seat of the soul, the Celestine prophecy, the Tao Ching, prince, secret of the ages, as a man thinketh, think and grow rich, tipping point, Blink: the power of thinking without thinking, biographies on JP Morgan, etc.

Movies: Talladega Nights, Tropic Thunder, Reservoir Dogs, Kung fu movies, Old School, 40 Year old Virgin, Step Brothers, Dodgeball, etc. As you can tell anything that has won an award for best drama....

Music: I listen to everything. From metal to hip hop to dance to Alt. rock to punk to soft rock. Mainstream and indy.

Shows: I don't always have time to watch the boob tube. But when I do it's anime (Naruto and One Piece mostly), wrasslin', South Park, swamp people, aaaannndddd more anime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kung fu grip
Invisible pets
Lazy eyes
Billions of yen
Top notch acting on the sci-fi channel
Old people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to take the Dos Equis dude's place as the most interesting person in the world. I'm sure this profile helped me tremendously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing nerdy things, going to a bar to have drinks with friends, or trying to figure out ways to entertain myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate mustard...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The aliens tell you....or if you think you rule (which you don't. I can smell the lack of "rule" in you already.)