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Mondelli859

31 Lexington, KY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, LISP (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Urdu (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I am a pretty awesome person. Literally if you knew how super awesome I am, the world might explode. But it won't be a bad explosion. It would be an explosion of...like...confetti and unicorns and cake.

I have tons of hobbies. If I see it and like it then I'm trying it. I've traveled the US doing stuff I loved, and I'm incredibly happy with life.

The (so far elusive) woman I'm looking for is smart, witty, has a lot of ambition, can stay in or go out, and likes being active. She not only wants to go on adventures and see the world, but wants to build something to make it better.

I own a home, live by myself, and I'm pretty independent. I don't need someone else's money. I'm just looking to build something with someone that is amazing.

That said, I don't want something serious until I figure out if you're going to shank me in my sleep. If I find my kidney on eBay I might be kinda sorta upset.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently Batman....only at night though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart and smash bros.COME AT ME BRO
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My irresistible man musk. Which is a combination of chopped wood, flannel, tires, any form of red meat, and bad pick up lines.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will not help my potential match find common interests, okcupid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kung fu grip
Invisible pets
Lazy eyes
Billions of yen
Top notch acting on the sci-fi channel
Old people
Not taking this site seriously
The inability to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to take the Dos Equis dude's place as the most interesting person in the world. I'm sure this profile helped me tremendously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing nerdy things, going to a bar to have drinks with friends, or trying to figure out ways to entertain myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate mustard...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The aliens tell you....or if you think you rule (which you don't. I can smell the lack of "rule" in you already.)