Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I am a pretty awesome person. Literally if you knew how super
awesome I am, the world might explode. But it won't be a bad
explosion. It would be an explosion of...like...confetti and
unicorns and cake.
I have tons of hobbies. If I see it and like it then I'm trying it.
I've traveled the US doing stuff I loved, and I'm incredibly happy
The (so far allusive) woman I'm looking for is smart, witty, has a
lot of ambition, can stay in or go out, likes going to the gym, and
isn't super needy. She not only wants to go on adventures and see
the world, but wants to build something to make it better.
I own a home, live by myself, and I'm pretty independent. I don't
need someone else's money. I'm just looking to build something with
someone that is amazing.
That said, I don't want something serious until I figure out if
you're going to shank me in my sleep. If I find my kidney on eBay I
might be kinda sorta upset.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently Batman....only at night though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart and smash bros.COME AT ME BRO
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My irresistible man musk. Which is a combination of chopped wood,
flannel, tires, any form of red meat, and bad pick up lines.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will not help my potential match find common interests, okcupid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kung fu grip
Billions of yen
Top notch acting on the sci-fi channel
Not taking this site seriously
The inability to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to take the Dos Equis dude's place as the most
interesting person in the world. I'm sure this profile helped me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing nerdy things, going to a bar to have drinks with friends, or
trying to figure out ways to entertain myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The aliens tell you....or if you think you rule (which you don't. I
can smell the lack of "rule" in you already.)
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.