Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I am a pretty awesome person. Literally if you knew how super
awesome I am, the world might explode. But it wouldn't be a bad
explosion. It would be an explosion of...like...confetti and
unicorns and cake.
I have tons of hobbies. If I see it and like it then I'm trying it.
I've traveled the US doing stuff I loved, and I'm incredibly happy
That said, I don't want something serious until I figure out if
you're going to shank me in my sleep. If I find my kidney on eBay I
might be kinda sorta upset. So let's just have fun and let the
adults worry bout the serious stuff.
I'm looking for someone brilliant, beautiful, ambitious, and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently Batman....only at night though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart and Smash bros.
Come. At. Me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why I spontaneously start flailing my arms in no apparent
The answer is spider webs. I hit every single one. It's my super
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will not help my potential match find common interests, okcupid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kung fu grip
Billions of yen
Top notch acting on the sci-fi channel
Not taking this site seriously
The inability to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to take the Dos Equis dude's place as the most
interesting person in the world. I'm sure this profile helped me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun or going on an adventure.
You should message me if
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