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Mondelli859

30 M Lexington, KY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, LISP (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Urdu (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So I am a pretty awesome person. Literally if you knew how super awesome I am, the world might explode. But it won't be a bad explosion. It would be an explosion of...like...confetti and unicorns and cake.

I also have plenty of hobbies and, on occasion, I do big things with little people. I don't know what that means....but I know that I mean it (I think).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently Batman....only at night though.
I’m really good at
Mario Kart and smash bros.COME AT ME BRO
The first things people usually notice about me
My irresistible man musk. Which is a combination of chopped wood, flannel, tires, any form of red meat, and bad pick up lines. And yes, bad pick up lines have a funk to em.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series, LOTR series, Flyte, anything by R.A. Salvatore, The Watchmen, Dune, seat of the soul, the Celestine prophecy, the Tao Ching, prince, secret of the ages, as a man thinketh, think and grow rich, tipping point, Blink: the power of thinking without thinking, biographies on JP Morgan, etc.

Movies: Talladega Nights, Tropic Thunder, Reservoir Dogs, Kung fu movies, Old School, 40 Year old Virgin, Step Brothers, Dodgeball, etc. As you can tell anything that has won an award for best drama....

Music: I listen to everything. From metal to hip hop to dance to Alt. rock to punk to soft rock. Mainstream and indy.

Shows: I don't always have time to watch the boob tube. But when I do it's anime (Naruto and One Piece mostly), wrasslin', South Park, swamp people, aaaannndddd more anime.
The six things I could never do without
Kung fu grip
Invisible pets
Lazy eyes
Billions of yen
Top notch acting on the sci-fi channel
Old people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I am going to take the Dos Equis dude's place as the most interesting person in the world. I'm sure this profile helped me tremendously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing nerdy things, going to a bar to have drinks with friends, or trying to figure out ways to entertain myself.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
The aliens tell you....or if you think you rule (which you don't. I can smell the lack of "rule" in you already.)