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MondoMetal

25 M Mason, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Amir.
I like cooking.
I overanalyze things. Find different perspectives. Reject common traditional bullshit that has resulted in our precipitous failure.
I'm a philosopher. I enjoy philanthropy and philandering.
I really love sports.
I'm rarely serious. But I'm pretty fucking passionate.
Yes, to those who throw up the middle finger to everything, I'm with your attitude and all, but me, I gives a fuck. I do not accept the condition our planet is in and we now have to overcome that as well as the complict apathy.
Since it's hard for me to elocute properly the complexity of all that, I write lots. Poems, a book right now, comedic things.
I also do stand up. And a multitude of impersonations.
So yeah.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an avid writer. Mostly of fiction of varied lengths, poetry, political rants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing impersonations, saying inappropriate things, jokes, writing poems, smoking copious amounts of weed, cutting through bullshit, helping people think of things in different ways, being that friend who doesn't sugar coat shit
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the 6'3 brown guy with long hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really love metal.
I also love classic rock and can dig some jazz, blues, hip hop, ska, industrial, dubstep.
I am an open minded enough person to give anything a genuine listen.
As far as movies I haven't seen as many as I'd like but I could talk for hours about the ones I do. I love them mobster movies, comedies, American Beauty, huge fan of mel brooks and monty python.
Please expose my neophyte self to your vast and wondrous movie knowledge, kind people!

Books: Chuck P, Faulkner, Tolstoy. I also avidly read The Nation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love. Passion. Perspective. Laughter. Making arbitrary lists. Weasels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Society and history and their relationship together and how some decision made by one person centuries ago can still affect me today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
discovering cures for diseases that I have never heard of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a wily Persian.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're totally ready to shatter this endemic patriarchal habit of the male approacheth first.