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MondoMetal

25 Mason, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like cooking.
I like to analyze things. Find different perspectives. Reject common traditional bullshit that has resulted in our precipitous failure.
I'm a philosopher. I enjoy philanthropy and philandering.
I really love sports.
I'm rarely serious. But I'm pretty fucking passionate.
Yes, to those who throw up the middle finger to everything, I'm with your attitude and all, but me, I gives a fuck. I do not accept the condition our planet is in and we now have to overcome that as well as the complict apathy.
I write lots. I'm a journalist. I also adore poetry. I'm working on a book right now, along with comedic things.
I also do stand up. And a multitude of impersonations.
What I’m doing with my life
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Journalist/writer. Sports, fiction of varied lengths, poetry, political rants. When I can. Otherwise some dumbass job to get paid and endure corporate incompetence like everyone elae.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being entertaining, saying appropriately inappropriate things, writing, smoking copious amounts of weed, cutting through bullshit, helping people think of things in different ways, being that one friend who doesn't sugar coat shit
The first things people usually notice about me
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I notice them first.
Also, I'm the big brown possibly Native American or Hawaiian dude who may or may not be the son of Tom Araya
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really love metal.
I also love classic rock and can dig some jazz, blues, hip hop, ska, industrial, dubstep.
I am an open minded enough person to give anything a genuine listen.
As far as movies I haven't seen as many as I'd like but I could talk for hours about the ones I do. I love them mobster movies, comedies, American Beauty, huge fan of mel brooks and monty python.
Please expose my neophyte self to your vast and wondrous movie knowledge, kind people!

Books: Chuck P, Faulkner, Tolstoy. I also avidly read The Nation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love. Passion. Perspective. Laughter. Making arbitrary lists. Weasels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Society and history and their relationship together and how some decision made by one person centuries ago can still affect me today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
discovering cures for diseases that I have never heard of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like big words and I cannot prevaricate.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy thoughtful conversation. Or you could help shift the already changing paradigm in this civil rights era we live in and send me the first message. That would totally show the patriarchal hierarchy what's what.