Lived in LA for 14 years, got bored & moved to Denver on a whim. 3 years later, I'm back & I learned that there's no place like Home.
What I’m doing with my life
Not taking it seriously and enjoying it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Making friends and writing on bar napkins. Oh yeah, I'm a karaoke master. It's a 30 point system: 10 for song selection; 10 for performance; 10 for vocals.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on my level of sobriety.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Everything Palahniuk, but "Survivor" is my favorite. Less Than Zero, The Shining, On The Road, Into The Wild, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, The Road
Movies: Casablanca, Fight Club, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, Memento, Back To The Future, Armageddon, Star Wars, Beetlejuice, Ghostbusters, Boyhood, The Spectacular Now
Shows: Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, New Girl, Law & Order: SVU, New Girl, House Of Cards, Workaholics
Music: Guns N' Roses, TOOL, Pink Floyd, My Chemical Romance, Johnny Cash, At The Drive-In, nine inch nails
Food: Bacon & McRibs
The six things I could never do without
A reliable hoodie
80's Hair Metal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why anyone won't message me on OK Cupid? Then gorge myself with another spoonful of tear-soaked Ben & Jerry's Half-Baked ice cream.
On a typical Friday night I am
a mess. This also applies Sat-Thurs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know a lot New Kids On The Blocks songs. Front to back. Still.
You should message me if
You're no stranger to love. (Rick roll'd, suckah!)