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MonichkaT

28 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian, French, Other

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My self-summary
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I'm always up for discovering new things to do in DC on the weekends!
What I’m doing with my life
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Social justice/human rights legal work and living in lots of different places. Most recently Liberia (I do not have ebola; I'm past the 21 day incubation period, I promise.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking; planning/organizing things; languages; recognizing faces; helping people.

Things I'm really bad at:

directions, directions, directions.

I'm also not very good at censoring myself. I almost always say exactly what I'm thinking. It's usually fine, but every so often it gets me in a bit of trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I communicate with my eyes, apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows -- Game of Thrones (total fanatic), House of Cards, Louie, Dexter, Freaks and Geeks, The Wire, ABG, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report

Books -- The Poisonwood Bible; She's Come Undone (Wally Lamb is amazing); Memoirs of a Geisha; A Thousand Splendid Suns; The Good Earth.

Movies -- Anything but horror.

Music -- Hip-hop (Dead Prez, Lauryn Hill, MIA, Jay-Z, Kanye, Clipse, Kweli, etc.), Dancehall

Food -- Thai, Indian, Burmese, Russian, Middle Eastern (I cook pretty much all of these and hate traditionally "American" food.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
pennyworth salad, Dave Chappelle & Donald Glover stand-up, Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column and podcast, festivals/fairs, bubble tea, my Baba's khachapouri
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the Alien Tort Statute, Burma, the fact that my public interest career means I'll never be able to afford one of those hypoallergenic jungle cats (aka "LIFESTYLE PETS" http://www.allerca.com/html/hypoallergenic.html), gender issues, where I'm going to travel next, corporate accountability, international justice, arguably perverse things I want to do to pastries (or in general)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either with friends or unwinding at home. Depends on how horrifically busy the week was.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a thing that I own: http://www.target.com/p/hello-kitty-microwave-pink-7-cuft/-/A-13389642

It was a gift, but I won't front like I don't like it.
You should message me if
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you want to?

Caveats:

If you could not comment on my breasts in your message, that would be super. Let me assure you, there's nothing you can say about them that I don't already know.

And for the love of GOD, do not refer to me as "yummy." While I do love pastries, I am not one.

Thanks.