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MonkTrash

25 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well, to sum it all up: Oranges.
What I’m doing with my life
School and work. (Maybe a boring profile will catch someone quality)
I’m really good at
• Riding a bicycle long distances.
• Sitting for long periods of time.
• Twisting words into metaphorical sculptures.
• Understanding a little bit more every time I look into your eyes.
• Shaking my head at self-absorbed posts on Facebook.
• Telling bad jokes.
• Causing laughter. Constantly and often.
• Talking to strangers.
• Mixing in crowds.
• Drinking good beer.
• Pondering the Universe.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually? A better question would be what things people unusually notice about me. But that's not what this box says, so I won't. (Doh, I totally answered that alternative question. Unusually people notice I'm a normal rule follower)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The Flaming Lips, The String Cheese Incident, The Grateful Dead, Tom Jones, Frank Sinatra, Zach Deputy, Lettuce, Galactic, The New Mastersounds, Further, Allman Brothers Band, Railroad Earth, Primus, The Lee Boys, B.B. King, Pavarotti, Papadosio, Zoogma, Lotus, The Werks....

Shows: Star Trek: TNG (as well as the others obvi), adult swim (tim and Eric, off the air) Californication, Breaking Bad. Stand-up Comedy, too.

Movies: 2001 space odyssey, independence day, pulp fiction

Books: Doors of Perception, Crime and Punishment, Be Here Now, Remember, The Giver, Walden, The Republic.
I like Philosophy and Non-Fiction, usually pertaining to science.
The six things I could never do without
• Beer
• Bacon
• Music
• Mental Faculties
• Adventure
• Goddess Energy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When does a walk become a hike?
And, When does that hike become a journey?

Also:

The immediate past. As in, often using my working memory in day to day life. Pretty consistently while I'm awake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the best shit ever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got an Ace in the hole.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're one of those awesome kinds of human beings.

No, how bout this: are you attracted to me? Let's get a drink and see if we have anything in common. Nothing will ever come from bullshit messaging. Let's have a little eye contact.