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Monkasaurus_Rex

26 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a PSU grad and graphic designer in Portland, Oregon. When I'm not working or working, I'm ingesting far to much hot sauce, listening to too many podcasts, rescending high-fives, going to Laurelhurst Theater, hanging out with friends, and going on the occasional okcupid date.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Designing & Traveling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty damn good at procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get "You're tall", a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies:
Dazed and Confused, I love you man, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, Drive, The Other Guys, Lethal Weapon, Before Sunrise, Django, Citizen Kane, I could go on for days. I like watching movies a little too much.

Shows:
Curb your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, The League, It's Always Sunny, Eastbound and Down, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men and too many more.

Podcasts:
This American Life, Radio Lab, Freakanomics, How did this get Made?, Comedy Bang Bang, 99% Invisible, Hollywood Babble-On, Smodcast, Fatman on Batman & The TED Radio Hour.

Music:
I like everything but some mainstays are David Bowie, Weezer, The Black Keys, Beastie Boys, Eminem, yelle, Creedence Clearwater and the Book of Mormon Musical soundtrack.

Food:
I will eat almost anything that's set in front of me but I do have a soft spot for the burrito.

Books:
Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, The Hobbit, Fables, The Sun Also Rises, To Kill a Mockingbird, Y The Last Man, Preacher, Sandman anything Charles Bukowski or David Sedaris.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Hot Sauce
4. Coffee
5. Craft Beer
6. Podcasts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel next, where I want to live next and what I want to do next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pooping, peeing, drinking, or maybe even eating. Yeah, shit gets pretty real on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was solicited for sex while delivering pizzas in college.

...By a large harry man.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in grabbing a drink, be it coffee or of the alcoholic variety.