Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome,
sexy, and 20% robot monkey. What's that? You're saying that
think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a
monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not
Now how many guys can say THAT?!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've always wanted to be part of something big that changes the
lives of others, so at the present moment I am coordinating the
development of new art center in southeast Fresno.
I also volunteer for the Fresno Madera Long-Term Care Ombudsman
program. I get to advocate for people's rights and make the world
just a little bit better every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making spectacular burgers.
Having intellectual conversations on a variety of subjects.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I have a face... and then that I'm fun and easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings
Trilogy, Joseph Campbell, Exploring Social Psychology, The Art of
Dramatic Writing, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Poetry: Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley, The Tyger by William
Blake, and anything by Edgar Allan Poe.
Movies: The Dark Knight, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Hobbit, The
LOTR trilogy, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Star Wars, Little Shop
of Horrors, Back to the Future.
Music: Classic and alternative rock, I've worked in three record
stores so I like a smattering of everything.
Food: Korean BBQ and sushi...I'm addicted.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4) My superpowers.
2) People, especially good friends and family.
1) Towel, because "any man who can hitch the length and breadth of
the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win
through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life, the universe, and everything... So basically
deep metaphysical thoughts about my epistemological and ontological
concerns of the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's never anything typical about my Friday nights. In fact, I
keep a large Wheel of Fortune style roulette wheel that determines
what I do on any given Friday night.
Some selections from the wheel: Reading to the blind, walking old
ladies across the street, curing cancer, and building orphanages
for puppies that can't bark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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People who share my name make me uncomfortable: "There can be only
You should message me if
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You have goals.
You like good conversation.
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