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MonkeyBot9000

32 M Fresno, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek, Latin

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My self-summary
I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40%
sexy, and 20% robot monkey. What's that? You're saying that you
think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a robot
monkey is? Well...you may be right.

BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not exist....

Now how many guys can say THAT?!
What I’m doing with my life
I've always wanted to be part of something big that changes the lives of others, so at the present moment I am coordinating the development of new art center in southeast Fresno.

I also volunteer for the Fresno Madera Long-Term Care Ombudsman program. I get to advocate for people's rights and make the world just a little bit better every day.
I’m really good at
Making spectacular burgers.

Laughing.

Having intellectual conversations on a variety of subjects.

Learning.

Singing.

Playing guitar.

Drawing.

Writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a face... and then that I'm fun and easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Joseph Campbell, Exploring Social Psychology, The Art of Dramatic Writing, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Poetry: Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley, The Tyger by William Blake, and anything by Edgar Allan Poe.

Movies: The Dark Knight, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Hobbit, The LOTR trilogy, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Star Wars, Little Shop of Horrors, Back to the Future.

Music: Classic and alternative rock, I've worked in three record stores so I like a smattering of everything.

Food: Korean BBQ and sushi...I'm addicted.
The six things I could never do without
6) iPhone

5) Toothbrush.

4) My superpowers.

3) Imagination.

2) People, especially good friends and family.

1) Towel, because "any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaning of life, the universe, and everything... So basically deep metaphysical thoughts about my epistemological and ontological concerns of the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
There's never anything typical about my Friday nights. In fact, I keep a large Wheel of Fortune style roulette wheel that determines what I do on any given Friday night.
Some selections from the wheel: Reading to the blind, walking old ladies across the street, curing cancer, and building orphanages for puppies that can't bark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
People who share my name make me uncomfortable: "There can be only one."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're fun.

You have goals.

You like good conversation.