sexy, and 20% robot monkey. What's that? You're saying that you
think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a robot
monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not exist....
Now how many guys can say THAT?!