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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 4
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Wants kids
My self-summary
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Allow myself to introduce...myself. Born in the midwest, raised in the South and lived in NYC. I used to think I was Elvis reincarnated, turns out I just like to snarl and shake my hips.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm havin daydreams about night things in the middle of the afternoon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
smooth talkin', face makin', smiling and making nice, making people think I know what I'm talking about, playing devil's advocate, playing devil, making up nicknames, tongue-kissing, buttering bacon, puddle jumping, muck raking, bundt caking.
I can play this here guitar purdy good too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm blonde... and I have good teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I want Don Draper to be my roommate. Currently watching Mad Men, Game of Thrones, New Girl, Modern Family, Parks and Rec, Walking Dead, The Daily Show, etc.

BOOKS! CHECK 'EM OUT! Miller, Bukowski, Sagan, Robbins. I like to learn new things and get turned new things.

Fave movies: Punch Drunk Love, Beetlejuice, Teen Wolf, Blue Velvet, There Will Be Blood, Holy Motors, The Shining, Me, Myself, and Irene, Young Frankenstein, Nightmare on Elm St., Fight Club, Man with Two Brains, The Elephant Man, O Brother Where art Thou, Groundhog Day, Night of the Creeps, Anchorman, Pee Wee's Big Adventure , Edward Scissorhands, Lost Highway, Orgazmo, Cannibal: The Musical, Existenz, The Fly, American Psycho, if you're still reading you've got too much time on your hands. Let's go see a movie!

I like a lot of different kinds of music but if you don't like Elliott Smith, we gots a problem.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's nothing I can't live without, I'm adaptable dammit!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
yer butt!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wookin pa nub in all da wong places...wookin pa nub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can keep secrets...
You should message me if
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you wanna rock and roll and what not...and you're not unfortunate looking and can have a conversation about something other than reality tv.