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Monkey_funk

31 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here we are, trying to find someone who will fit in the little world that we’ve created for ourselves. A beautiful person who will rescue us from our everyday life, show us a whole new world filled with excitement, passion and love. There has to be one like that out there for us. Don’t you think?

The #1 most important aspect of my world is my family and friends. My health and overall wellbeing comes-in a very close second. The woman who will complete the trifecta will be loved, spoiled and protected from all things scary and monster like.

I think I heard someone once say “laughter can relieve pain, lower blood pressure and give you a six pack of abs”… I don’t know about you but it’s also the only thing that can give me a good cheek workout. I love being surrounded by laughter and sounds that people make when they’re satisfied. It makes me happy when I’m the cause of those feelings.

I’m looking for a woman who best knows how to treat her man; she should feel confident that she is the only one for me (I would never make her feel otherwise); she should be proud of her accomplishments and want to achieve more; she wants to try new things which may or may not take her out of her comfort zone; and wants to feel the passion and excitement of physical explorations.

If any of what I said piqued your curiosity, drop me a “Hey Pat” and I’ll take it from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On any given day, you can find me at work, running or biking down a scenic bike path, taking a dip in the pool, hanging in someones kitchen cooking up a feast, flexing my intellectual muscles at the gym, or maybe even enjoying a nice evening with a scotch and a movie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Playing with my nieces and being 'cool uncle Pat'
- Giving advice (getting better at taking advice
- I give amazing hugs
- All types of kisses (Including Eskimo kisses)
- Warming up cold limbs
- Thumb wars
- Social situations
.....An older gentlemen once told me I was charming... Thanks?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short, muscular and bald (very sexy). I have soft eyes, a great smile and good style. But the first things they notice is my positive energy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Despite my outgoing personality, I can be abit shy.