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Monkey_funk

31 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I will spoile you, cook for you, listen to you, tease you, share passions with you. If I like you, I'll connect with you, open up and tell you secrets. If you're really special, I'll introduce you to the real 'Pat'. I think you'll like him.

Im a well-mannered inappropriate gentleman with a crazy sense of humor. I'm spontainious, easygoing, fun, social, outgoing, approachable. I'm good at cutting through those awkward situations with abit of humor and a touch of sarcasm (if needed).

I have no expectations save one: I need you on my team! A women that brings her own unique abilities and who takes care of her man. What a turn on!

I love all winter and summer sports. The big goal this year was to complete a Spartan race... DONE and DONE! Piece of cake lol
What I’m doing with my life
I explore every opportunity to live without regreat before I can't anymore. I really feel like everyday is a gift and people are there to be enjoyed.
I’m really good at
- Playing with my nieces and being 'cool uncle Pat'
- Giving advice (getting better at taking advice
- I give amazing hugs
- All types of kisses (Including Eskimo kisses)
- Warming up cold limbs
- Thumb wars.
- Beat boxing
- Social situations
.....An older gentlemen once told me I was charming... Thanks?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short, muscular and bald (very sexy). I have soft eyes, a great smile and good style. But the first things they notice is my positive energy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can learn from my mistakes and come out the victor from tough situations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tying up loose ends, finalize weekly buseness, hanging with the family and making plans for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite my outgoing personality, I can be abit shy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're a woman that wants to be spoiled by a man who knows how to treat a woman