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Monkeydoestrick

31 F Glasgow, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 6, 2013
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What can I summarise here?

I'm odd in a pleasant manner, or so I assume. Self conscious but happy to play extrovert at suitable times fitting the scenario.

I like to have fun and party but I also enjoy more sedate pursuits like walking in the country, cycling too. If the spring stays promising I've planned to cycle the canal from Glasgow to Edinburgh but I may have to wait and see how the weather is before I take on the challenge.

I am focussed and determined to try and achieve goals I set myself but rarely share them with others. Although I may talk a lot my personal views and opinions tend to stay private. I am independent and a liberal with the view it is not my place to condemn or condone any-ones beliefs or actions. Probably why I appreciate that I can be a pacifist and still have strong convictions. I tend to argue my way out of difficult situations in the worst and persuade at best. A talented talker I enjoy debates and have even helped out a friend on his pod cast.

I'm complicated and humour is my first defence. Onions have nothing on me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to build upon the experience I have gained and learn from the experiences that have not turned out to plan.

On a constant mission to educate myself and life long learning is a passion albeit more passive one for me. I'm dyslexic so structured teaching tends to leave me flummoxed but I do read and try to learn as much as I can about the world about me.

Written word is probably my worst means of communication but it is not devoid of any meaning to me; I just struggle with it.

Thinking of investing in audio books but wondering good providers to allow me to become more 'well read'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a sympathetic companion, I can listen and give good advice. I marvel at the intricacies of life and just generally try to see the positive in even the most difficult and unpromising of situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My manner, I'm assured I'm polite and that I'm quiet which juxtaposes with my blunt and brash humour. It's unexpected combinations which surprise most people and I think that adds to my charm. It's an allure of types. Although they do say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pans labrynth, but im a cheerleader, taken (hugely disturbing to watch but a true thriller), hitch hikers guide to the galaxy (currently reading restuarant at the end of the universe), alice in wonderland (the book and disney version), tim burtons oyster boy and nightmare before christmas, noodles, and the guilty pleasure of keeping up with the kardashians (also add avril lavigne to that list). Crystal castles and imogen heap who were the last two concerts iv been to, foo fighters, pretty girls makes graves, I say, should of made it big and other things like snow patrol and kol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, friends, noodles, shower with hot water, clean socks, my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Myself, lol. Im interested in many aspects of life and differing philosophies, facts and opinions. I spend time contemplating the big questions like whos paying for the next round, and little things like the existence of creationists on the planet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends on what is happening as it can alter on the events that are happening around me. Ideally its going out to a concert or some other activity but it could just as easily be a quiet night in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i think thats more fun to find out for yourself :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You have something to say or a question to ask. Im pretty open minded. Nothing too explicit mind. Im a sensitive thing ;p