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Monkeyingyang

24 F Potomac, MD

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay), French (Poorly), Bengali (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first
invent the universe."
--Carl Sagan

I am a kung fu panda with a minor in ninja. I do a lot of things, and have a lot of passion for everything I do. I'm usually at karate 4 nights a week, but sub out karate for the gym, climbing, or drinking every once in a while.

I think I'm pretty flexible, but I don't know if I actually am or it seems so because I have short limbs.

Currently on fun withdrawal and contemplating on planning a big trip where I just travel until I run out of money. Conversely, I could try and get a job such that I can live every day as if I am on vacation, but I'm having a bit of trouble with that at the moment.

If you can help me in any of these endeavors, let me know! :)

A smattering of my interests are
karate, theatre, biotech, politics, travel, and FOOD.

I am fun, kinda nerdy, and awesome. :D
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a non-profit doing something boring buuut I get to spend time on the computer looking for a better job and reading.

In the meantime I'm teaching and doing karate, dogsitting, babysitting, housesitting (you need something watched, I'll watch it for ya!), going down the reddit rabbit hole, and trying to finish any of the courses I start on Coursera. I think I'm signed up for 11 right now. Algorithims, Machine Learning, and Crypography are the classes that I'm gonna try and actually finish first.

Maybe I'll get a job at the NSA. :P
I’m really good at
Pretending to know how to do things, aseptic technique, slicing brains, mounting microscope slides with said brains, pH-ing solutions, learning languages, knowing random facts, learning new software, saying semi-plausible things with a completely straight face, baking killer raspberry dark chocolate brownies, making friends, and being rather comfortable in what normal people think are extremely awkward situations.

I also have a strange knack for being a bit snarky while at the same time maintaining really close friends who love me anyway. :)

Evidently I'm also a good karate instructor now, which is surprising to me. Go figure.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pretty eyes, DAT ASS, and hey! She's really short. But we'll overlook that because she seems awesome. :)

Drunk people seem to like my "aura." I have received this compliment on multiple occasions and am somewhat baffled.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, Ender's Game, A Girl Named Disaster, The Giver, Harry Potter, Talisman: Secret Cities, Secret Faith, War is a Force that Gives Us Meaning, The God Particle: If the Universe Is the Answer, What Is the Question?, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Vampire Chronicles.

Carl Sagan makes me jizz in my pants. I've recently gotten into reading a lot of theory of knowledge stuff, and I love it. :D

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Rush Hour, Pirates of the Caribbean, All of the Bourne movies, MULAN

TV Shows: Dexter, THE DAILY SHOW, The Colbert Report, Orange is the New Black, EpicMealTime Spectacular, Good Eats, Unwrapped, I love the __'s on Vh1, Mythbusters, MANswers, Gangland, True Blood, Through the Wormhole, How Its Made.

Music: Eclectic. A random selection- MSMR, Lorde, Florence + The Machine, Hollywood Undead, N'Sync, Ellie Goulding, Rascal Flatts, Andrea Bocelli, Sarah Brightman, Yelle, TTC et Cuizinier, John Vanderslice, The Knife, Regina Spektor, Panic at the Disco, Julieta Venegas, DJ Arash, Celldweller, Zeromancer, La Roux, Death Cab for Cutie, Linkin Park, The Postal Service, MGMT, Basshunter, and a lot of random a cappella - Sam Tsui, Penn Masala, Tonic Sol Fa, Pennyloafers, Sonos, Vocal Adrenaline...
The six things I could never do without
1. My brain
2. Water
3. Food
4. Physical activity
5. The ability to be creative (life would suck without creativity)
6. People (Why do you think hermits end up the way they are?)

I've realized most people have more frivolous lists, but I was trying to be logical.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Don't we all?

But seriously, I really spend a lot of time thinking about how everything in the world boils down to math, chemistry, and applied physics, and being sad that most people don't see the wonder in our world. :_(

Other than that I spend my time thinking about how much I don't want to fill out another job application, why this job application is asking me the same question three different ways, how the Western 9-5 work schedule is keeping us miserable and is also responsible for almost all gridlock, what classes I'm teaching this week, and how a runny-yolk fried egg adds so much deliciousness to any savory dish.

Once at karate, I spend intermittent periods thinking about how when you feel like you've got no more left in you to give, there's more to give.

I've also recently realized how many things I will die not knowing. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO KNOW.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a Friday night karate workout, going out to eat after, and then usually loitering in a parking lot for a while.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like sour cream. Don't judge.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smart, a nice person, and believe in writing with good grammar when you have a full keyboard at your disposal.

Seriously- if you send me a message written with bad grammar, I'm just going to delete it. So don't.

And by smart I mean with an IQ of 110 or higher. Please don't take this as pretentious. I need to have a cutoff somewhere, right?

So basically, if you're a really manly nerd, you should definitely message me. Because that's a winner winner chicken dinner right there. :)