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Monkeymc13

38 Emeryville, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Scorpio
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Every few days I want to rewrite my profile. I've always been told to write. I wouldn't know how to begin. But I always wanna write here. So I will.
Maybe someone that i think is cool and nice will think I'm cool and nice at the end.
I'm not really interested in someone involved in an open relationship currently. I really want to be the person that someone wants to see most for a minute. Good things can last weeks or months or years. Who knows? But i want someone who wants me most too.
And in saying what I don't want I hope to figure out what I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Changing my profile and shaving my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking care of others. Spending time alone. Caring too much. Having fun. Working really hard. Giving a fuck. Pretending like I don't. Baking. Scrabble. Hugging. Being present.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a unicorn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Geez, I'm changing my whole profile. Wow, okay. So books, that's the question? Memoirs. Biographies. And anything with a strong female character.
television. Still don't own one that does anything like cable. I do enjoy Grave And Frankie currently. Used to love The Wire.
Movies. Depends. I like a story and awesome characters more than cinematography or anything 'I'm super smart about film'. Drop Dead Fred. Almost Famous. Currently, Silver Linings Playbook. I really wanna see the new Pixar movie about feelings.
And food? Indian. Japanese. Greek. Whatever. I love food.
Now, music. The fun stuff!
Live: Lyrics Born. Eric Lyndell. Phish. Chali2Na. Jazzy, funky, hippie, underground hip hoppie. I wanna shake bootie.
At home: Billie Holiday. Eat James. Reggae. Almost always. And Pandora stations of Slightly Stoopid. And strong women singers. Janis. Pink.
And The Dead. You can't hate Jerry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My stuffed elephant
Watermelon
Salt water
Sunshine
Music
Good people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How happy I am. How to make things better. For the world. For myself. For others. And living near a beach in a tiny house with someone awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. It's my hump day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I avoid conflict at all costs.
You should message me if
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You're nice. And smart. And funny.