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Monkeyrocket

47 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a designer who is friendly, kind, playful, curious, adventurous, and an all-around good person to have around. I’m artistic and like good stories. I have a dry wit and like literal humor.

I enjoy traveling to places that are very different than where I’ve already been (while still having many of the comforts of home, like restaurants and hotels).

I like dogs, cats, drawing, watching movies and TV, reading, playing games, and interrobangs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spotting typos in movie credits.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m bald, obviously. :) Also, I only have one dimple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies and TV: Anything action or science fiction. Funny shows are also good. Some dramas. Some cartoons. Such as: Walking Dead, any of the current superhero movies, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Community, Orange is the New Black, Family Guy.

Music: Bands like Radiohead, Colin Hay, Barenaked Ladies, Jonathan Coulton, Dishwalla, Cruiserweight.

Food: I’m big on American "comfort food": burgers, pizza, sandwiches, cookies, cake, etc. I especially like buffalo wings, Lucky Charms cereal, and my mom's meatloaf (although probably not all at once). I like most Italian food. I’d like to eat more Asian food. I eat more fast food than I should.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A sketchbook
2. A pen (or something to write/draw with)
3. My phone
4. The Internet
5. A camera
6. Air Conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to save you when the zombie apocalypse starts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Some possibilities: With friends, watching a movie, playing a game, playing with my pets, working at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don’t know how to save you when the zombie apocalypse starts. Yet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can be interesting, fun, smart, kind, passionate, and adorkable. You like at least some of the things you assume I’m into. You are comfortable in the in-between times but look forward to the next adventure. (Our next adventure?)