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32 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Asian, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Masters program
Politics / Government
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Summarizing my entire self in just a few words is quite difficult, but here goes...

I'm a young professional with big aspirations who enjoys being active, working out, and trying out new things.
I'm from chinese and italian descent, born and raised in New York City's east side. I keep close friendships and enjoy meeting new ones.

Still trying to settle into town in search for someone that can hold a good conversation and share some adventures.

I enjoy the outdoors, exercise, discovering new restaurants, and traveling. I enjoy going to local social events, a good movie, a live show, museums, catching a ball game.

Some say that I am [have]:

Afraid of bells
Confused by stairs
Voice can only be heard by cats
Never blinks
Naturally faces magnetic north
Both legs are hydraulic
Two sets of knees
Is convinced Star Wars is a documentary
Heart ticks like a watch
Spends spare time catching fish with his tongue or foraging for wolves in the woods
Face appears on high-value stamps in Sweden
Left nipple is shaped like the Nürburgring
One eye is a testicle
Invented the curtain
Daydreams of Dick Cheney being caught in a ham slicer
Salary is paid by the Bilderberg Group
Developed the "wonderful" scent of Wednesday
Only knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong
Has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face
Has terrible plans involving the moon
Was turned down for a spot on "the Bachelor..." because he is one
Thinks people who say "soda pop" are retarded
Doesn't like to get his face wet
Can open a beer bottle with his testes
His droppings have been found as far north as Anchorage
Thinks the "Credit Crunch" is a breakfast cereal
To unlock him, you have to run your finger down his face, vertically
Due to a rigged phone vote has a new name: Cuddles
Is not machine washable
Sucks the moisture from ducks
He used to work in Rome, but gave up his job to be able to keep up with his work here (After the Pope's retirement in early 2013)
Once threw a microwave oven at a tramp
Allergic to the Dutch
Banned from Fenway Park
He regrets "buying his new holiday home in downtown Cairo"
Has a digital face
His ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be
Has webbed buttocks
Once punched a horse to the ground
If you tune your radio to 88.4, you can hear his thoughts
There is an airport in Russia named after him
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
His breath smells of magnesium
Is illegal in 17 U.S. States
Wanted by the FSB
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bond, James Bond.

still holding out as the new center-fielder for the New York Yankees.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, shot gunning a beer, singing karoke, laughing, and running really fast.
...I'm definitely leaving off a couple of other things... you'll have to find out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually try to place my ethnicity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Adventures of Huckelberry Finn, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and To Kill a Mockingbird.

I lovemovies! Currently my top ten are (in no particular order) The Godfather, Die Hard, The Dark Knight, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill vol 1&2, Gladiator, ET, Rocky, Groundhog Day.

All things rock. From Ray Charles and Johnny Cash to The Killers, and Kings of Leon. From the Rolling Stones, and The Beatles to U2, and Bruce Springsteen. Throw in some Gershwin, Beastie Boys, Jay-Z, foster the people, LMFAO...I'm all over the place. I love good music.

At the moment, I'm really into Madmen and Breaking Bad.

With regards to food - I love a good meal. I'm a Meat & Potatoes guy. Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, and of course good ol'burger and fries. I'm always on the look out for a good place to eat in the area, any suggestions?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in any particular order...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future...

"Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream of things that never were and ask why not.”
-George Bernard Shaw
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically out with my friends at the bars somewhere in the city
or kicking back at my place watching a good movie or ball game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never eaten an egg...
but I ate a cricket once - it was fried, everything is better fried. haha
You should message me if
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you're funny

you're smart

... cuz why not.