11/19/13 - Going dormant on here. I won't get on here unless I receive an email saying I received a message from whoever.
I'm a sarcastic mean prick that indiscriminately hates with too many addictions to list and a horrible sense of humor that's only saving grace is it allows me to keep things light while I'm busy womanizing.... Haha! Just Kidding.... Whatever you'd like to know about me just ask - I have no reason to lie to complete strangers, especially here with such high probability that we'll never actually meet. I have a full time job. No children or ex wives. I rarely drink, don't do drugs of any nature (this includes 'medication' from a doctor, prescription med heads don't get me started.) I like the finer things in life like good food, literature, music, and art, so there can be a kick off point if you need one. I also do like the small things too, which to me qualify as the finer things. I enjoy feasting like a roman and going to concerts primarily. Read a lot. Music. Words and Music. Writing. Going to the gym. Film. It is very likely that I have more intelligence and willpower than most people you're likely to meet. Goofy/Nerdy sense of humor. Seriously I'm fucking bad ass.
Here's what I've discovered - I'm not completely sure why I bother with online 'dating' anymore. It's a simulacrum of two of the worst things about dating and the internet in general and that is the ultimately not giving a shit about somebody thing. Truth be told I'd like to find people of worth, get to know (with a mind towards actually dating), and see what happens from there. Which means exactly that. If you like to actually talk to people and legitimately get to know them and see what happens from there - drop me a line.... If I emailed you, chances are I saw something on your profile that intrigued me, I didn't do it simply because you posses lady parts.
I work to live. I don't live to work. Now saying that that doesn't mean I don't work my ass off and take pride in that fact, but there's more to life than making money for other people/some corporation. And that's whats important to me. Working so that I can live life. For instance - from around this time from 2012 until today, I've seen Jack White (twice), Paul McCartney, Sigur Ros (went all the way to Houston, TX for this one), Citizen Cope, Gogol Bordello, and will be going to QOTSA, Pokey LaFarge, and possibly to see ZZ Top here in a few months. I really enjoy concerts.
There is a man. A certain man. And for the poor you may be sure that he'll do all he can. Who is this one? Whose favorite son? Just by his actions has the traction magnets on the run. Who likes to smoke. Enjoys a joke. And wouldn't get a bit upset if he were really broke. With wealth and fame - he's still the same. I'll bet you 5 you're not alive if you don't know his name.
More than likely I will not log on here unless if it notifies me that I received an email from you. You can siphon through all this text if that suits you but there is 3 absolute deal breakers for me - 1) Children 2) No free time (The ONLY reason I won't date women that have a kid or kids) and 3) The spiel down from here about having expectations that begins "lastly" 3 paragraphs down from this one. This last one is not so much a deal breaker as a comprehension thing.
I don't know you. You don't know me.... So you like music, food, and have tattoos? Well that's everyone. Tell me something real about yourself. There's this hard fact that makes this 'difficult', no matter who says what - you can't really and honestly know a person until you actually spend time with them face to face. I can come across as Don Juan and Sir Galahad over the internet/phone and could be quite the insufferable ***hole in the real world. You could be little miss goodie two shoes, yet a completely classless gutter whore in real life. This is why getting out there and actually meeting people and spending time getting to know them face to face is of the utmost importance. This is pretty ridiculous. You can't even remotely begin to judge people based off a online profile and a few email exchanges. You just don't know them at all, plain and simple.
Might as well lay down the gauntlet here.... Single mothers - I am not interested. I love children but when it comes to dating it almost always does not bode well for the guy who is not the childrens father at all.... I am height/weight proportionate (6'2, 190, I go to the gym 5 times a week, and run 5 days a week as well). I expect height and weight proportionate on your end as well. There's no nice way to say it but if you're not skinny "okay shape" or "I carry my weight well" isn't going to cut it. I'm not sculpted like a statue but I'm in better shape than your average couch potato.
Automatic disqualifications are; If you have kids = NO. Don't actually have time to date (coincidentally the only reason I won't date women that have a kid or kids), just got out of a long term relationship, overweight, not in my age range (25 - 32), aren't realistic about dating in general, don't have free time, don't work, don't have a car, bi sexual, have more male friends than female (this always is and always will be a big deal to men, accept it). Blatantly leaving out vital information on your profile. If you don't have anything interesting to say about yourself in general that everyone says. If you have the same tired Marilyn Monroe quotes on your profile, you'll win aggravation points with me as I scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller and projectile vomit blood. Seriously, find better quotes. Lastly and of the utmost importance as the single mom/free time guidelines - if you've lumped the whole of the male population into A) Suitable father of your children - current/future and B) Not category A, and have extremely incorrect and judgmental preconceived notions about people you've never even met and therefore do not know at all, I assure you you are NEVER going to find somebody worthwhile.
I'm not cold calling every random woman that pops up on here via searches and displays (which I would assume you're assuming I'm doing, and in fact something I for one never did.) I will still receive a email if I receive an email on here, in which case I'll log on and see who has what to say and if I should respond or whathaveyou.) Best of luck and happy hunting ladies. You're everything that drives men mad and makes the world go (in a good way). Jam out with your clam out.