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28 Portland, ME Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Trying to quit
Politics / Government
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm like the Aunt Rita of your extended family - the one who just neurotically rambles all throughout Thanksgiving dinner. But I've been told by many that it becomes very endearing once you get to know me. Plus I sing in a punk band, so that kinda offsets the overall awkwardness of my persona and gives me a feeble shot at appearing to be sort-of cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now, I'm working in the field of mental health services, but I'm starting to get a little emotionally burnt out on it. So once again, I'm back in school to pursue a degree in Computer Science. Otherwise, I put a lot of time into my band. I often dream about the day that some famous music executive will hear our stuff and hate it so much that he starts to ironically love it. Unfortunately, I think that kind of thing actually happens these days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bullshitting my way through topics of which I have almost no understanding of. It's how I made it through every college course and job interview.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I give REALLY awkward handshakes because I'm obsessively questioning the appropriate social convention of meeting this new person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Faulkner, Vonnegut, Dave Eggers...

Movies: Manhattan, Shaun of the Dead, There Will Be Blood, Fargo, Rushmore, Boogie Nights, The Thing, Amelie, E.T., Back to the Future trilogy, Goodfellas, The Dark Knight, everything and anything Pixar...I also seem to repeatedly hold back-to-back screenings of both Wayne's World 1+2

Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Lost, Twin Peaks, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hannibal, Black Mirror...I also finally arrived at the party that is Game of Thrones recently and have obviously become completely obsessed. Thus, I've been initiating deep, intense conversations regarding it pretty much wherever I go - be it with friends or strangers.

Music: Titus Andronicus, The Clash, Sunny Day Real Estate, American Football, Bruce Springsteen, The Replacements, Talking Heads, The Promise Ring, Blur, Bomb The Music Industry!...although if we're being real here - I think even 15 years later, "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger may still be my favorite song of all time.

Food: If it's really good, I'll eat any kind of bisque or chowder over everything else. I've also been known to literally lose my balance at the scent of fresh baked cookies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A music-playing device, a film-playing device, my cat (who has the greatest name in existence even though very few people seem to agree), coffee at all points of the day, the change of seasons, and all of my truly beloved friends and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What exactly I'll need to survive when the zombie apocalypse inevitably begins. I can only hope that you all are doing the same.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing a band and probably drinking more than my body can tolerate. Or playing a show of my own and drinking more than my body can tolerate. Or sitting at home and watching Gremlins for the 70th time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think "Treasure" by Bruno Mars may be the greatest song ever written. I'm not even remotely joking.
You should message me if
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You're not repulsed by what you've just read.

You also have an unhealthy obsession with the band Titus Andronicus (I do not have many Titus-loving friends and this greatly upsets me)

You want to just discuss movies. Like all day. It's almost dangerous to get me started on the topic because I will chew people's ears off over a single movie/director/actor/whatever until they literally want to cause physical harm to me. Especially if it's on the subject of Paul Thomas Anderson.