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24 M New Lenox, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:06am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly vegetarian
When drinking
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Do you like to dance and drink, drum and dice-roll??? Are you a kidder, a bidder, a left-handed switch-hitter??? Then, you've come to the right place!!
I'm big on bicycle rides and staying up late, oatmeal for breakfast and talking to strangers.

Oh, I ain't a gamblin' man, but if I were, I'd be willing to bet ya FIVE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS that we'd have a KILLER time.

Let's get together and do something fun, hey?
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated college a year or so ago. I write a lot. I read a lot. I listen to stuff with a good beat.
I've been working at a used bookstore in the suburbs. It's a sweet gig.
I get into the city as often as possible.
I have a form of synesthesia called ordinal linguistic personification. It's kinda cool; look it up.
I’m really good at
Dressing myself without any help.
Making lil cartoons.
Not golf.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos. My cool shirt. The long man in a gray coat that follows me everywhere in the distance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I go hogwild for science fiction- all those motherfuckers that changed a heart or two in their time, like Philip K Dick, Vonnegut, LeGuin, Delany. Bradbury is my favorite. I really dig comic books like Spider-Man, Y: the Last Man, Love&Rockets, and any old classic that'll keep my globe spinning, like Ulysses, War of the Worlds, Sherlock Holmes, the Bald Soprano.

Movies for me is mostly Old scifi, or anything silly and brainy and dangerous with a good score. I love Star Wars and Bladerunner and There Will Be Blood, Brick and Metropolis, Airplane and Looper. But my favorite movie is HOOK.

Oh, I'll watch some Seinfeld and Buffy. Yeah, I'll do Breaking Bad and Doctor Who, Adventure Time and House o' C, a lil Game of Thrones and a lotta BSG. Gimme something tangy and technicolor, gimme my TV without a chaser.

I like to get behind some classic rock, some pop and witchhouse , a lot of Classical, some oldies. I'm nuts for the Shins, old Weezer, Dvorak, Andrew Bird, Tegan&Sara, Florence+, Edward Sharpe, Feist, JT, the Stones, the Books, Animal Collective, Scroobius Pip, Beck, Radiohead. If something on the radio sounds good, I'll get in it. I'll listen to anything twice.

Big on games too: video, board, card, doesn't matter. DnD, Age of Empires, Fallout, GTA, Magic, Shadow of the Colossus, minecraft. If it's fun, if it's beautiful, it's going on my shelf. I need more friends to play board games with.

I'm always thrilled to try new foods! I love Mexican, Indian, Italian, Thai, sushi, peanut butter, and whiskey!
The six things I could never do without
Strong Coffee
strong words
strong handshakes
strong drink
A roll o' parchment and some pen 'n' ink
effervescent people
and some music by which to think.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...
Why kid pee smells different from grownup pee...
Whatever happened to Baby Jane...
On a typical Friday night I am
Cutting a rug, tearing up the streets, using evil magicks to turn myself into a Party Elemental.

Or readin books. Watchin moofies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I murdered my father's father in cold blood on All Hallow's Eve for his record collection and only took the Yanni.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you're not very good at sports.
you don't think yourself superior for being "queer, not bi."
you own a couple cool books.