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25 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:04pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I’m Chris. I am a mechanical engineer, keen photographer, and early riser.

Maybe that list ought to include "wannabe adult". I fear somebody is going to notice that I have infiltrated the institution of adulthood, and that they’re going to kick me out and rescind my privileges.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now I’m apparently a proper adult, I’m finally able to enact all the travel plans I created whilst at uni. Awkwardly, my peers do not seem forthcoming with a desire to trek across South America, spend a fortnight cycling in Cuba, or to fly to China in the hopes of getting a visa from the North Korean embassy.

None of these adventures feel like they would be their most awesome if I travelled alone, so if any of them appeal to you, or you have your own ideas, you should probably mention it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing things that I put in a specific place (so that I wouldn't lose them), accidentally waving at people who weren't waving at me, and saying goodbye to people and then awkwardly having to walk to the station with them afterwards.

I also make a really great squash or badminton partner/opponent, because I never win.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing people notice about me is my dishevelled appearance. People eventually get used to it. I have been trying to smarten myself up, but I still find ironing shirts to be a useless endeavour. I'm managing to cut a sharper silhouette than I ever did in the past, but am still a little bedraggled.

Pro Tip: Wear a lot of jumpers to hide creases and wrinkles.

I'm also told I smell nice, and apparently people notice that too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A favourite book is difficult, as I read quite a lot, but two books I can describe as having enjoyed are “Things the Grandchildren should know” by Mark Oliver Everett, and “Slightly Out of Focus” which is the autobiography of one of my favourite photographers, Robert Capa. Recently, I have been working my way through the penguin modern classics list, but that is on pause whilst I read Dataclysm, which is fascinating.

Movies is much easier, though by choosing a Kubrick film as my favourite, I may be walking into some tragic cliche. Dr Strangelove is the only B&W movie I like, but it is my favourite because it’s superb in every way. It’s funny, dark, features stellar acting, and has themes and messages that’re still important lessons even now that the hostilities with Russia have supposedly ended. It’s also supreme evidence of Kubrick’s near-OCD level of attention to detail, which I do geek out over a little bit each and every time I watch it.

TV shows I watch(ed) – How I Met Your Mother, House, Peep Show, Spaced, Flight Of The Conchords, Dr Who, Sherlock, and maybe unusually for a guy, Girls on HBO.

Music is another easy one, as I enjoy nearly everything and have very few favourites. However, I’m very strongly attached to the favourites I have. As far as I am concerned, EELS are the best band ever for consistently exciting musical output, and The Magnetic Fields “69 Love Songs” is the best album ever, because it’s just so diverse, and yet so complete. I have spent the last month just listening to Graduation, because that album is so good.

Finally, food – Chicken & Rice, with a Honey & Mustard sauce, is impossibly delicious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if Sarah Koenig deliberately set up Adnan in order to later become a world famous podcaster? At this point, it seems as likely to me as anything else.
You should message me if
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You think you're effing funny.
You have excellent book recommendations.
You have theories about Serial.