So here be some o' dat good ol' troof:
I like jokes.
I think people are stupid.
I also think i am stupid---------------
therefore, people must be REALLY FUCKIN' stoopid.
i wrote a story about this:
once upon a time we were on this planet with like crazy big animals and leftover dinosaurs and a bigass humanoid race that was similar to us but not quite as clever but just as smart and BIGGER and somehow we worked they asses and the dinosaurs died and the giant animals fucked each other till they were small (plausible???) and they are all dead now (unless you count police, in the case of neanderthals-- see page 67- 'fuckwit' ) and we have this planet and we choose to ride jetskis and paste trashy stickers of myley cyrus' asshole twerking on the ancient ruins that used to be an art museum but really what separates us from Neanderthals is our ability to create run-on sentences