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MorbidScorpio

28 / M / straight / Single

Phoenix, Arizona

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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I am ready, waiting, and behind the couch.

My Self-Summary

Well, I'm at the tail end of a bitter divorce. I am currently looking for someone who wants to hang out and have some fun from time to time. I have 3 great kids who don't currently live with me. I enjoy playing video games and watching movies. I also work out. I like all sorts of different people. I've never considered myself to have a particular type. The main thing I look for is the eyes. I don't care if they are a twig, or have a little extra padding. Body type isn't that big of a deal for me.

I'm not very religious, but when I am, I consider myself pagan. Religion has never been a big deal to me either. As long as you don't try to force your beliefs on other people. Too many people have already died because of that bullshit.

I'm a former Marine and I fought in Iraq twice. I am very opinionated when it comes to politics and the war. I don't push my opinions on other people though. I believe that everyone has a right to their own opinions. All I ask is that you support your troops and if you disagree with my opinions, don't tell me that I'm wrong. I love to debate, but I want the other person to have an actual VALID point when arguing their side. If you can remember that, then we'll get along great.

If you want to know more, just ask.

You can also check me out at myspace.com/smekme92201

What I’m doing with my life

I was recently going to school for a BS in Game Art & Design. But due to some financial aid mixups, I'm no longer in school. But I'm hoping to get back in very soon.

What a great country. Where you can get a degree having to do with video games. Not just any degree, a Bachelor's of Science!

I'm very proud of the fact that I served with the best of the best. I'm extremely proud of being a Marine.

I also am trying to get my t-shirt company up and going. Check it out. myspace.com/eternalchaosapparel

I’m really good at

Art, making people smile, and several other things...

Like making people's heads explode just by looking at them.

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes, my sense of humor, my lack of hair (which, btw, is by choice. I'm not going bald, I just enjoy shaving my head), and my uncanny ability to make people smile.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

My favorite books are- The Turner Diaries, by Andrew MacDonald. Next, by Michael Crichton. Impulse, by Ellen Hopkins. And yes.... I'll admit it.... Harry Potter

Movies- Serenity, AVP, SWAT, The Departed, American History X, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, Hellboy 1 & 2, Sin City, The Big Lebowski, Timeline, Kevin Smith Movies, and many many many more.

Music- Metal. I love Type O Negative, Cradle of Filth, Nightwish, Fear Factory, Twiztid, ICP, blessedbethyname, Pantera, Avenged Sevenfold, and many more.

Food- whatever I'm in the mood for, whether it's mexican, italian, or small children. I absolutly MUST eat meat. I hate seafood and I'm allergic to bananas.

The six things I could never do without

My kids, my friends, my games, laughter, stimulating conversation, and music.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My kids, different ideas for video games that I am going to design, why we drive on parkways and park on driveways, when my computer goes to sleep does it count electronic sheep, If you were to have a clone, could you, in effect, go fuck yourself? These among various other things....

On a typical Friday night I am

What's a typical Friday night? I don't have a typical ANY night?

I guess a typical friday night might be, watching movies, playing video games, spending time with my friends, missing my kids, staring off into space... etc.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I LOVE Rocky Horror Picture Show, Magic; The Gathering,

and

I have the heart of a small child...... in a jar on my desk.

You should message me if

If you are interested in getting to know me and not completely turned off by my sense of humor. If you are not a vegetarian/vegan. Or if you are, you respect my decision to eat as many furry animals as I want.

If you are offended by my sense of humor, good. I did my job. Go away now.

If you are still here, you must like me somewhat, go ahead and send me a message. I dare you. Go ahead. I won't bite. Unless you want me to. What are you waiting for? Send me the message already. Jeez.