I'm a nerd.
I connect well with a lot of different, eclectic types, but I've never felt that I've found my people. So, I go to open mic nights, I listen to music, I play music, I read books, I walk places. I people watch on the subway and wonder what their deal is.
Please consult this web comic for further information.
Knowing where to eat.
Driving too fast.
Making French toast.
People always ask me for directions. I once asked why, and I was told it was because "you're wearing glasses, and you're tall, and you're carrying a box." (I was carrying a box.)
I watch TV shows that aren't airing anymore (Arrested Development, The Wire, Seinfeld, Daria, Party Down) and some that are (Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Broad City, House of Cards).
I own a vinyl record player because I enjoy tedious, expensive, outdated technology.
Girls with glasses.
It isn't. It's for me.
... you like Otis Redding.
... you feel like sharing a bottle of cheap wine.
... you are Elaine Benes.
I'm probably nicer than this profile makes me seem.
I've also been really beardy lately.