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MoreCoffeePlz

29 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Typical neurotic liberal New Yorker. I like cafes that are open late and play classic vinyl. People ask me, "Why do you take your coffee black?" I don't know, why travel to another country? Why talk to strangers? Why go skydiving? Why even bother getting up in the morning?

I'm a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly becoming Larry David. Working as an designer at an ad agency. It's like being Don Draper, except that Jon Hamm is using all the world's handsome and there's none left for anyone else.

I go to open mic nights, I listen to music, I play music, I read books, I walk places. I people watch on the subway and think about what they do with their free time.

Please consult this web comic for further information.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making dirty jokes at inappropriate times.

Knowing where to eat.

Driving too fast.

Making French toast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can get cereal off the top shelf for them.

People always ask me for directions. I once asked why, and I was told it was because "you're wearing glasses, and you're tall, and you're carrying a box." (I was carrying a box.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vonnegut because he's a humanist. Bukowski because he's a drunk. Fante because no one's heard of him.

I watch TV shows that aren't airing anymore (Arrested Development, The Wire, Seinfeld, Daria, Party Down) and some that are (Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black).

I own a record player because I enjoy tedious, expensive, outdated technology.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
A watch
Gawker
Cheeseburgers
Wine
This
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombies.

Girls with glasses.

Gender/racial inequality.

Existential terror.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I live for the moments when you order takeout by yourself and the people at the restaurant put two sets of utensils in the bag as if to say, "Yes, clearly all this food must be for two people."

It isn't. It's for me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you like coffee.
... you like Otis Redding.
... you feel like sharing a bottle of cheap wine.
... you are Elaine Benes.

I'm probably nicer than this profile makes me seem.