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MoreCoffeePlz

29 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Typical neurotic liberal New Yorker (Read: Jewish). I like cafes that are open late and play classic vinyl. People ask me, "Why do you take your coffee black?" I don't know, why travel to another country? Why talk to strangers? Why go skydiving? Why even bother getting up in the morning?

I'm a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly becoming Larry David. Working as an designer at an ad agency. It's like being Don Draper, except less booze and cigarettes and sex and late night steaks. I go to open mic nights, I listen to music, I play music, I read books, I walk places. I people watch on the subway and think about what they do with their free time.

Please consult this web comic for further information.
I’m really good at
Making dirty jokes at inappropriate times.

Knowing where to eat.

Driving too fast.

Making French toast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can get cereal off the top shelf for them.

People always ask me for directions. I once asked why, and I was told it was because "you're wearing glasses, and you're tall, and you're carrying a box." (I was carrying a box.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut because he's a humanist. Bukowski because he's a drunk. Fante because no one's heard of him.

I watch TV shows that aren't airing anymore (Arrested Development, The Wire, Seinfeld, Daria, Party Down) and some that are (Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones).

I own a record player because I enjoy tedious, expensive, outdated technology.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
A watch
Gawker
Cheeseburgers
Wine
Jazz Pandora station
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies.

Girls with glasses.

Existential terror.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I occasionally snort when I laugh. But I'm candid, so ask me anything.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you like coffee.
... you like Otis Redding.
... you feel like sharing a bottle of cheap wine.
... you are Liz Lemon.

You are ok with my perpetual 2-3 day scruff which I have not because it is stylish but because I am intensely lazy about shaving.