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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:50am
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Typical neurotic liberal New Yorker. I like cafes that are open late and accidentally making eye contact on the subway, then pretending I'm staring ponderously off into the middle distance. People ask me, "Why do you take your coffee black?" I don't know, why travel to another country? Why talk to strangers? Why go skydiving? Why even bother getting up in the morning?

I'm a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly becoming Larry David.

I connect well with a lot of different, eclectic types, but I've never felt that I've found my people. So, I go to open mic nights, I listen to music, I play music, I read books, I walk places. I people watch on the subway and wonder what their deal is.

Please consult this web comic for further information.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making dirty jokes at inappropriate times.

Knowing where to eat.

Driving too fast.

Making French toast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can get cereal off the top shelf for them.

People always ask me for directions. I once asked why, and I was told it was because "you're wearing glasses, and you're tall, and you're carrying a box." (I was carrying a box.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vonnegut because he's a humanist. Bukowski because he's a drunk. Fante because no one's heard of him. Also lots of jazz biographies that I can bore you with.

I watch TV shows that aren't airing anymore (Arrested Development, The Wire, Seinfeld, Daria, Party Down) and some that are (Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Broad City, House of Cards).

I own a vinyl record player because I enjoy tedious, expensive, outdated technology.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A watch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Subversive/pulp films from the 60s and 70s.


Girls with glasses.

Gender/racial/social inequality.

Existential terror.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I live for the moments when you order takeout by yourself and the people at the restaurant put two sets of utensils in the bag as if to say, "Yes, clearly all this food must be for two people."

It isn't. It's for me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you like coffee.
... you like Otis Redding.
... you feel like sharing a bottle of cheap wine.
... you are Elaine Benes.

I'm probably nicer than this profile makes me seem.
I've also been really beardy lately.