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45 Miami, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 38–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:46pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Has a kid

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, how are you? I'm doing great!
I am a very active and on the go kind of guy.
I work from home and by the time the weekend comes around I am ready to get out.
I enjoy boating, be it power or sail.
I'm a certified scuba diver and avid fisherman.
I have two bikes and ride when I can.
I love camping and canoeing and kayaking and SUP as well.
I am looking for a relationship and all the wonderful things that go along with it.
I watch very little television and infrequently go to the movies as I'd rather be active.
I am not looking for more friends, I have enough already.
So, if you like getting out and being active, give me a shout.


P.S. I'm not going to be the kind of guy who wines and dines you and blows smoke up your ass to try and be romantic. I'm a little rough around the edges, I'm awkward in conversations and a bit on the shy side. However, I'm honest and caring and want a real relationship and will give of myself to it. If you are looking for prince charming or a highly polished guy, I'm not him. But if you want someone who is open and caring and empathetic, I'm your man.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Potatoes, lots and lots of potatoes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a sarcastic son of a bitch.
It endears me to people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told that I tend to come off as arrogant and standoffish, but the truth is that I am arrogant and standoffish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"My Little Pony Meets Cuthulu" is the best tome ever penned.
"101 ways to watch paint dry" tears me up every time I watch it.
I'm blind so I don't listen to music.
Wait, no one told me there would be a test! Dammit I didn't study.
Five Finger Death Punch - Under and Over it...and... 100 Ways to Hate
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bait and gas money (for fishing, and that counts as one)
My best friend (he keeps me grounded when I need it)
My left testicle, the right one is shady as hell though and I wouldn't miss him.
My epidermis, seriously, have you ever seen someone without it? Hideous looking.
Cat videos, lots and lots of cat videos, no not the ones on the interwebs, I mean actual VHS tapes of cats, I throw them on my bed and roll around in them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about potatoes and their potatoey goodness. Apparently spell check doesn't think potatoey is a word.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking myself into a stupor on cooking sherry while burning spaghettio's and meatballs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like people with three or more nipples.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you like what you have read and seen. I'll do the same.
You're not in it for the free food! Aw hell, give me a shout even if you are in it for the free food.

Hey, if you made it to the end, I hope you had a laugh.
Take a minute to see how our questions compare and if you like what you read, send me a note. I promise I'll write back.

Learning there are no unicorns has made me much happier.