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Morefishalways

44 M Miami, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
It's cold outside; there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
I’m really good at
Being a sarcastic son of a bitch.
It endears me to people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told that I tend to come off as arrogant and standoffish, but the truth is that I am arrogant and standoffish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"My Little Pony Meets Cuthulu" is the best tome ever penned.
"101 ways to watch paint dry" tears me up every time I watch it.
I'm blind so I don't listen to music.
Wait, no one told me there would be a test! Dammit I didn't study.
The six things I could never do without
Bait and gas money (for fishing, and that counts as one)
My best friend (he keeps me grounded when I need it)
My left testicle, the right one is shady as hell though and I wouldn't miss him.
Oxygen
My epidermis, seriously, have you ever seen someone without it? Hideous looking.
Cat videos, lots and lots of cat videos, no not the ones on the interwebs, I mean actual VHS tapes of cats, I throw them on my bed and roll around in them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about potatoes and their potatoey goodness. Apparently spell check doesn't think potatoey is a word.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking myself into a stupor on cooking sherry while burning spaghettio's and meatballs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like people with three or more nipples.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you like what you have read and seen. I'll do the same.
You're not in it for the free food! Aw hell, give me a shout even if you are in it for the free food.