Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like camping and hiking in the nude, uphill skiing, and
basejumping, as long as it's not more than 3 feet high. I also like
puppies, but only if they aren't rabid.
I drive by the gym at least once a day, and take my cats out for a
drag every night. Sometimes, I go strolling alone along the beach
and feed the birds....to the sharks. Ocassionally, I'll even kick
sand on couples having an afternoon picnic. It's a hoot. Makes me
smile. But it would be nice to share those walks with someone
A lot of women have told me I look like Brad Pitt....in the dark.
Others have said I'm a hunk, but a hunk of what?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Converting oxygen to carbon dioxide
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having epileptic seizures in public places, especially in clubs.
I've started two new dance styles so far.
Not taking life too seriously, and having fun whenever I can, which
should seem pretty obvious at this point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Chuck Pahlaniuk and Tom Robbins
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Office Space
Shows: Dexter, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in
Music: Social Distortion, Bad Religion
Food: Don't know if I have a real favorite
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Traveling, Golf, Learning new things, eating terribly spicy food,
having the internet everywhere (prevents every argument over who
played the bad guy in Biodome), movies in general
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to order for lunch tomorrow at work
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with the friends doing something fun or adventurous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd probably answer anything if you asked nicely
You should message me if
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Your idea of a first date goes as follows:
Always something fun and interactive, whether it be bungee jumping,
digging for gold or something that requires a tuxedo.
Who are you looking for?
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