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31 Bayonne, NJ Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:04pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
When drinking
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am all of the following:
a badass
pretty bbw
a rockstar
a fantastic versatile bass player
videogame supplier
a pimp
extremely caring
full of useless knowledge
friggin hilarious
lacks patience for ignorance
a wanna be bbw model
a loner
loud mouthed
surprisingly humble despite my waves of confidence
in desperate need of a reality escaping vacation
probably cooler that you.

I am always smirking, selectively spiteful, and musically inclined
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being the bass player of a progressive metal band with boys i adore &loving every minute of it.

sleeping when I can.

working 2 jobs I enjoy most of the time.

Xbox 360 is crack. I loveeee that machine.

Having awesome random deep conversations with friends and aquaintances.

Reading random subject material hoping for some inspiration.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing the shit outta my bass
making tasty strong ninja drinks
text messaging
laughing really loud
making others laugh almost as loud
being dirty when the situation doesn't really call for it
driving too fast
staying up super late
lying (hey, it's true)
learning about science
sometimes being that asshole
being awesome
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
height. (&No I didn't play basketball.)
And I'm really approachable.

Someone once told me my bottom lip is this century's Helen of Troy. ...obviously over the top, but too funny not to include.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-any of the monty python movies. anything Bruce Campbell, lost in translation. magnolia. My First Mister. Troy. Dr. Strangelove. Big Fish. Muppet Movies. Seven. Anime movies. Disney's Robin Hood.
Walking Dead. China, IL. Archer. Bob's Burgers.
Ted Talks.
My Netflix que is bizarre.

-Any book Henry Rollins wrote him. All Mythology. Science texts.... yes, and I've already stated I'm a nerd. Graphic novels! Love catching up on past Marvel storyarcs especially the X-Men. Sci-Fi- Mass Effectnovels. World War Z. Earth by David Brin. Zombie Survival Guide. Art of War.
The Host (don't judge me). Divergent.

-all music. i'm a junkie. anything that grooves hard i'll give a listen.
Frank Zappa. The Who. Beck. Jay-Z. Foo Fighters. Queens of the Stone Age. Radiohead. Jethro Tull. Police. Jimi. Miles. Deftones. He is Legend. Coheed. Incubus. Kanye. Them Crooked Vultures. Beatles. N.E.R.D. Cake. Jeff Beck. Mr. Bungle. Periphery. The Mars Volta. Between the Buried and Me. The Strokes. Steve Miller. Protest the Hero. Trioscapes. Chelsea Wolfe. Russian Circles. Brontide. Crosses. Desert Sessions. Make Them Remember. Bosnian Rainbows.

-i love Thai and Japanese!! I could eat sushi every day.. A big juicy burger every once in awhile is fantastic. I tend to eat vegetarian stuff cuz the spices used are wonderful.
I love trying new reasonably prices restaurants in nyc.
I have a serious weakness for bubble tea and ice cream/ gelato.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cat Sampson.
my bed.
my mama.
a good book.

The simple things I'm in contact
with every day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm wearing tomorrow.
sex daydreams.

What place can I bartend at because I REALLLY miss doing it.

Josh Homme GINGER ELVIS. I love his entire entity.

What new female action figures/busts/statues can I buy on sale... ONLY the girls... except for one Wolvie bust I have but that's because it's like wolvie meets james bond and it's hot.
I have a very serious Phoenix/Dark Phoenix obsession.

Why can't I be a model already?

I need more activity buddies who want to see random metal shows in Brooklyn or nonsense like the Kaiju Big Battle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or seeing a show or maybe drinking or just in my room playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a serious t-shirt buying impulse. My tee collection is pretty boss (& tré nerdy)

*I am a bbw, but I diet and walk a lot, so I'm a work in progress. If you're too shallow for a bigger girl, your loss- but I respect your opinion of being not interested*

i'm not the social butterfly i'm assumed to be.

i find it neccesary to recharge alone after large outtings.

i'm missing the true drive of my life. and really want to stumble on it right about now...

I love cuddling under fleece blankets.

Am a believer in comfortable silence, you don't have to talk for the sake of talking sometimes. And just looking at someone in the eye isn't your cue to say 'What?'

My mood swings when I'm mad are no joke.

And I'm still way cooler than you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*my interwebs is gone! It takes forever to respond now. Sadness.*
you think I'm as cool as I think I am.
can hold a random intelligent funny conversation.
know of some other awesome band I should be listening to.
don't mind sick humor
like going to concerts
like trips to museums
wanna know my 360/PS3 tag
are sitting home bored and feel like sending a message just for the fuck of what randomness we could speak about.

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