Bout the same as what everyone else writes in these things - 'never
know what to write in these things, blah blah...' and everything
else i'm meant to say to keep you reading. Just pretend that i said
that magic thing you really wanna hear, or a funny joke or
something. Add your own lines with your imagination, that's the
future ladies and gents...
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I am fashionable, social, and arrogant
The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin,
White
Height 6' 2" (1.87m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)
Smokes When drinking
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Sometimes
Religion Atheism and laughing about it
Sign Pisces but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from masters program
Job Other
Income $50,000-$60,000
Kids N/A
Pets N/A
Languages English (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
Spending too many nights out making lacklustre attempts with the
opposite sex, only to say something totally dumb, to the amusement
of my supporting friends. But more beneficially, I work as a Tennis
expert for the gambling industry. My life generally involves
watching Tennis all day. I either have your dream job or your
nightmare job. The marmite of the employment world.
I'm really good at
Giving unhelpful answers on internet dating site profile questions.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
I'd love to say my stunning good looks and eye for fashion... so i
will. That, and the fact that I'm standing in front of them. I
won't lie, I stole that line of someone elses profile. Philo, I
thank you, you lyrical miracle.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Some porn I saw round my mate Steve's place. I forget what its
called but it's got 2 women doing stuff to a monkey. Or was that 2
monkeys doing stuff to a woman? I forget. Either way, what more
could u want in a movie? I'll ask Steve what it was, he may
remember. If he does I'll post it on here for y'all to look
at.
In terms of music, Zutons to DJ Shaddow, and everything in between. And stuff beginning with the letters A-C too, but i couldn't think of anyone 'cool' to put there - for some reason, Abba was the only thing I could think of.
In terms of music, Zutons to DJ Shaddow, and everything in between. And stuff beginning with the letters A-C too, but i couldn't think of anyone 'cool' to put there - for some reason, Abba was the only thing I could think of.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why they changed this question from "The person I would most like
to trade brains with", without telling anyone, leading people to
the apparent conclusion that I spent my days dreaming about two
men. I can only suspect that to be the reason why nobody messages
me. At least that's what i tell myself...
On a typical Friday night I am
Down the Swan and 3, trying to avoid the barmaid who i slept with,
but dont like, but my mate does, but she likes me, tho i fancy her
mate, but she slept with this gay barman there called Stuart, who
regrets it, and is convinced that I'm gay and I like him, but I'm
not and I don't, but i pretend i am to keep him guessing, but this
isnt getting me anywhere with whats her face. Confused? I am.
Answers on a postcard...
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I have an incredibly large penis. I also lie a lot. I once tried to
kill the worlds greatest lover, but later found that there's laws
against suicide
You should message me if
AND ONLY IF... you get the bill-payers permission.
Other than that, in the tragically inspirational yet soberingly true words of practically everyone else on here, "you want to...
Other than that, in the tragically inspirational yet soberingly true words of practically everyone else on here, "you want to...
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