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42 Cape Town, South Africa Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Relationship Type
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right now, I am a work-in-progress. I plan to be a work-in-progress until I am 90. At that point, I may choose to become an adult. It would depend on my future at that point. Currently, I still feel like I did when I lived in digs at Varsity. Only difference is I now own the house and the car I drive. This XKCD comic speaks to my soul: (616)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently working with my father in a company we own. We write and support software that runs private hospitals and clinics. Other than that, I am currently on a major life overhaul and have started going to the gym 3-4 times a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting movies, watching TV, roleplaying, jailbreaking an iPhone
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to say "eyes", to sound all romantic... but honestly, I have no idea. You tell me when we meet...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Microserfs - Douglas Copeland
Grunts - Mary Gentle
Anything from Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Peter David, Asimov, Tom Holt or Mike Grell

Clerks, Highlander (there should have been only one), Aliens, Eurotrip, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

TV Shows:
Firefly, Game of Thrones, The West Wing, House of Cards, The Big Bang Theory, Suits


My World Famous In Cape Town spaghetti bolognaise (Every single man can cook one dish well, and this one is mine), Nandos, CHEESECAKE!!

Board games:

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone
My wallet
My cats
My family
My imagination
My humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How my life counterpoints the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At supper with the family after having come from the gym. Then (depending on how strenuous the gym session was), I am either out with friends or in watching TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yeah... riiiight.
You should message me if
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I have not scared you away yet.