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Morpheussss

35 M Rome, Italy

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Persian (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Why would someone flag my photo? What have you got against tomatoes? He was so handsome :(

You may think I'm just a tomato,
But I'm not the only one!
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will be one farm!

As you can see from my photo, I'm the most handsome man you'd ever get to see. What are you waiting for?
What I’m doing with my life
Hmm… Good question!
I’m really good at
Languages, calligraphy, teaching, counseling, listening, coaching, helping people quit smoking, destroying bullshit, handicrafts, leather work, anthropology, genetics, medicine, studying people on the subway, linguistics, logic, basically: stuff :)
The first things people usually notice about me
My ugly face and narrow shoulders.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Animal Farm, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Pink Floyd, 1984, Metamorphosis, Sartre, Voltaire, Graham Green, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Nietzsche, Marquez, …and 3000 others! Ask me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why most people are so stupid and so selfish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Searching craiglist for casual encounters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Uhm, private? Why would I share something private? If I got 20 years younger and I decided to be as stupid as other teenagers, I'd do that on Facebook.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you possess 3 of the qualities below:
You have at least one unicorn.
You know what anniversary means.
You can read, write and speak your mother tongue correctly.
You don't use combinations like "very unique", or "about 33 people".
You agree that it's very stupid to say, "I can't seem to …".
You don't pronounce "et cetera" as /eksetera/.
It would be a bonus if you realized how stupid it is to say, "Yes, sure!" in response to "Do you mind…?" if in fact you don't mind!

Do contact me if:
you're a feminist who expects men to pay for her dinner.
I wouldn't want to date you, but I'd love to study you.