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Morphississ

27 Palo Alto, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–31
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All you really need to know about me is that I am generally a nice, quiet, eccentric, political influenced geeky Gal that daydreams too much.

I am addicted to cartoons(whether American, Japanese, anywhere really, I'm not picky and I'll watch anything once), art, and comics(I'll also read anything once).

If you couldn't tell from my terrible English I'm from America, more specificity from California(Dude, Home of the, like, valley girl and surfer speech impediments). Aside from some tedious complaints, I like it here. Most of the cities are pretty hip and I really enjoy the beaches.

Do wanna know more? Really? Too bad that's all you get. Trust me it's for the better.

I am sweet, odd, and imaginative
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Stop the world, I want to get on!"
Leonard Bloom, The Producers

Why I'm trying to GET a life of course!
Aside from the obvious, I'm pursuing my biggest dreams of making my own cartoon and or comic book.
A date with either Ruben Studdard or Adam Lambert
(both at the same time would drive my fan girl mind to explode),World domination and total control of Cartoon Network would be really nice as well, but I can wait.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, sharing, obsessively reading something, getting pissed, metaphorically swallowing stupid regurgitated shit( it always smells as bad as it taste), vegetating, singing off key, perverting everything I hear and see, being ignored by the general public, and making other women look good by comparison.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Jesus your F%$king tall and fat! They also seem to notice that I wear my jacket too much, listen well, have a obsessive compulsion to doodle, balance on rocks when bored, and give this dazed expression on my face for no apparent reason.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ah jeez, it's been a while since I picked up one of those. But I do love authors Harlan Ellison, Franz Kafka, Alan Moore, Terry Pratchett, Neil Geiman and Gaston Leroux.

Movies: Kill Bill Vol.1, 300, Witches of Eastwick, Tommy boy, The Producers, Return of the Jedi, and animated Movies made by Tim Burton, Europeans, and Don Bluth.

Music: My tastes in music are very ranged. I mainly listen to Rock, techno, jazz, easy listening and music about love and loss.

Food: If it's horribly fattening or full of sugar, I'll love it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Family
2. Oxygen
3. Art
4. Music
5. Porn
6. Robin Williams
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Water, Hellboy, and Sex.

I also think about how I would of handled as god if I was in a "Bruce Almighty" scenario.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone in my room, surfing the net and constantly rubbing my...pussy-cat. Good kitty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In all seriousness I think finding a actual, romantic relationship in the Internet is dangerous risk and a joke.
The real reason I even joined this basic My space ripoff of a site is to take the quizzes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are seriously want to talk to a complete stranger that might be just lying through her(or HIS) teeth for desperate attention from other complete strangers, or if my fly is open. Either way expect no straight answers and a lot of silliness.

You have been warned...