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MorticiaAMorgan

33 Springfield, VA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an artist/designer, business owner, retired DC Rollergirl, and quite certain unlike anyone you have yet to meet, or maybe not, its hard to tell. I love to find new ways to be inventive and creative, you could even say I am crafty. I am a positive person, a romantic at heart, compassionate to a fault. I have been told I am witty, timeless, and have a great sense of humor. I make a point to try to keep people around me who are as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing my business, always looking for inspiration, trying to be inspirational, trying to be good to others, welcoming new adventures.
Looking for someone special to share time and space with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being creative, roller derby, skating backwards, cooking, not baking, improvising, making something interesting out of anything I come across, leaving things more beautiful than I found them, forgetting where I put things, helping others, giving good advice, making soap, laughing at myself, being calm no matter the chaos.
I have also been told that if you were stranded on a deserted isle with me you would be well off, since I can make anything cool or useful out of whatever I find, and all I need to throw down an amazing meal is a rock and a fish.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes
Smile
and that my hair always changes
aside from that I'm really not sure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oscar Wilde, Dr. Seuss, bios, or science/health related . Anything psychology, business, and DIY instructional... Doing this part made me feel like I was not a big reader, however while packing up all my books last year made me realize otherwise.

Shows: American Horror Story, True Blood, Boardwalk empire, Cosmos, The Big Bang Theory, Sleepy hollow, House, Vice, Walking Dead, Flight of the Concords, Johnny Carson, SNL, Drunk history, Criminal Minds. However despite this list I rarely watch TV, I am a fan of my Roku player.

Movies: The Royal Tenebaums, or anything Wes Anderson. Tommy, Grease, Be kind rewind, Grey Gardens, The Wizard of Oz, Big Fish, thats all I can think of right now...

Music: The best thing about music is that there is so many different kinds. They mimic so many different and wonderful moments in life, I could never choose any one or even 100 to define myself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
My pup
My Quad Skates- Roller derby
My Creativity
Music
Hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Where is my phone, my keys, or my coffee
- how much I have changed since the last time I was on this site.
- "hey! how does that work?" how to make something unexpected out of any given item, the topical benefits of any natural ingredient (part of my job) and other product development.
- finding someone great to travel with and do fun things with, exciting or chill.
- Writing a blog called "Oh no he didn't!" it would be about all the crazy stuff I witness on this site. ;)
- What the soundtrack of my life would sound like.
- My future? who will be in it? what will I be doing? where will I be?
- opening my own apothecary
- all the places I would love to experience, things I would like to do.
- wishing I had travel pictures half as cool as the people I see on here.
- I need to stop thinking and go to sleep
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. I could be out with friends, I could be working on business stuff at home, out looking for inspiration, at home cooking and hanging out with my dog and friends, hanging out with family... Like I said it varies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my favorite movies is The Heathers. Don't judge me!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a great sense of humor, you enjoy your life and are looking for someone to enjoy it with. Oh! and think you would be a great match of course. Ciao!