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MortonsSalt

29 / F / straight / Single

Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am silly, sarcastic, and short.

My Self-Summary

I love living in Boston- it gives me really great opportunities to go out and have fun with friends, be exposed to culture and great food, and still be within a short drive of most of my family. I especially like exploring my neighborhood since I'm still pretty new to it. When I'm not out, I'm a giant book nerd and I'm always reading something. I am in love with Tivo. Most of my nights out are pretty low-key, but I also like going dancing or sharpening my skills at candlepin or pool. I'll go see almost any kind of live music.

What I’m doing with my life

I help college students navigate the exciting world of health insurance and medical care, and try to get them to make healthy decisions. It can be a challenge but it's always interesting.

I’m really good at

Quoting movies, remembering totally unimportant details of popular culture, following a recipe (but not necessarily "cooking"), baking, and naming that tune in less than eight notes. I'm also known for my superior Google-fu.

The first things people usually notice about me

My smile...I am lucky enough to have one of those coveted dimples.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Fahrenheit 451, The Prince of Tides, Prep, Into the Wild, Beach Music, Under the Banner of Heaven, Little Children, The Man of My Dreams, In a Sunburned Country, The Lords of Discipline, The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing, The Lost Continent, The Great Santini, The Phantom Tollbooth, Joe College, A Wrinkle in Time

Movies: Say Anything, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Fargo, Garden State, Memento, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, White Christmas, The Usual Suspects, The American President, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Cutting Edge, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, West Side Story, Secretary

Music: Led Zeppelin, Indigo Girls, Nickel Creek, John Mayer (Trio), Beck, Jeff Buckley, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Foo Fighters, CSNY, The Beatles, James Taylor, Guster, The Grateful Dead, Sublime, Barenaked Ladies, Dar Williams, Shawn Colvin, Marvin Gaye, U2, Stevie Wonder, Paul Simon, Steely Dan, Mark Knopfler, REM, No Doubt, Death Cab for Cutie, The Police, Keane, Live, Joni Mitchell, Dave Matthews Band, Bonnie Raitt, Ari Hest, Julian Velard

Food: anything Italian, anything chocolate, a good steak, and some totally nutritionally bankrupt items like macaroni and cheese with hot dogs in it. Also lately I'm obsessed with sauteed zucchini.

The six things I could never do without

My family, friends, junk food, exercise, books, and music

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The future. That could mean what I'll be doing in five years or when my next slice of pizza will be. It depends on the day.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out with friends having drinks, probably watching whatever game is on or striking up a conversation with whoever happens to be next to us.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm kind of emo. But I'm gonna be positive and call it "passionate".

You should message me if

You like good conversation and a dry wit. And oreos.