Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is me.
I try not to take myself seriously. I wear dumb t-shirts and I like
to make nonsense paintings. I love hearing about others' creative
ambitions. People should act on them more. Talk to me about
painting/drawing and life will be awright.
I like to "nerd out" as it were.
My dream is to be surrounded by the motivated.
Follow me on the tumblor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Embarrassing myself on youtube.
Moving large things around.
Trying to strike a balance between nonsense and sincerity on this
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burning my tongue.
Getting randomly punched in my face by homeless people at mcdonalds
that one time in Marysville.
Not answering my door, but watching through the peephole until
whoever is there walks away.
Unintentionally making people think I'm laughing at them when I'm
just randomly thinking of something that makes me laugh. Like them
being attacked by bees.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm always grinning idiotically, presumably about something
I've never been stung by a bee. I get that one a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly game art books. Books without ample visuals make me
Music: I prefer scowling in silence by a single candle when I want
to be stimulated.
Also anything Danny Sexbang does. Or Reggie Watts.
TV: Louie. Community. Sunny. Portlandia. Other non-sequitur based
comedies. Nature/Space documentaries. Space is terrifying. As are
quantum theories, and certain fruits.
Food: Cheesecake is nice. Gimme them french toasts. Anything made
out of the kindness of another's heart is ten times tastier to me
than it actually is.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A garbageman. (I appreciate his services.)
My drawing hand.
Beds that don't destroy my spinal column.
A horse's gentle whinny.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How privileged I am to have a fully functioning body.
Where I would go if I lived abroad.
What I should draw.
If I should draw fat horses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been watching hornets build a nest and multiply outside of my
door for months and I have done nothing to stop them, I'm hoping it
will just take care of itself.
'They appear to have tripled this week. I'm sure God will save me
EDIT: there was a massive windstorm not too long ago. It killed all
of them. Thank you God Jesus.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not going to savagely beat me in my face. (important)
You wanna watch each others shows. I always wanna start new shows
but I don't have the attention span to go out and start them
You don't think I look like a muppet.
You do think I look like a muppet and you like muppets.
You hate muppets.
You just wanna be you.
DO NOT message me if:
You are trying to steal my teeth. I stole them fair and square.
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