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28 Lake Stevens, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 12:44am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I'm a little dog with a people hat. Stop making me wear hats, I don't like it.

I try not to take myself too seriously. Talk to me about painting/drawing/lucha libre wrestling masks and life will be awright.

My dream is to be surrounded by the motivated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Embarrassing myself on youtube.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burning my tongue. Not answering my door, but watching through the peephole until whoever is there walks away. Polishing my casket. Unintentionally making people think I'm laughing at them when I randomly think of something that makes me laugh. Like bee attacks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm kinda laughy and smiley. It's gross.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly game art books. Books without ample visuals make me unnervingly violent.

Music: I prefer scowling in silence by a single candle when I want to be stimulated.

Also anything Danny Sexbang does. Or Reggie Watts.

TV: Louie. Community. Sunny. Portlandia. Other non-sequitur based comedies. Space documentaries. Space is terrifying. As are quantum theories, and certain fruits.

Food: Cheesecake is nice. Gimme them french toasts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A garbageman. (I appreciate his services.)
My drawing hand.
Hair-free foods.
-burning purpose-
Beds that don't destroy my spinal column.
Running from bees.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How privileged I am to have a fully functioning body.
Where I would go if I lived abroad.
That bird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my car parked deep in the woods screaming purposelessly. Possibly having a drink in Redmond.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm stuffed with polyfoam.

I desire money.
You should message me if
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You are not going to savagely beat me in my face. (important)
You don't mind the lack of sincerity in this profile.
Or if you'd like to say hello. People can be so nice.